Long, long ago . . .
In a land far, far away . . .
When many perilous enemies were abroad in the realm . . .
There was a castle. A castle made of the finest carpeting. Behold!
I tell thee true, oh unbelievers and sceptics, 'twas a castle full of cats. The bravest, fiercest, most chivalrous felines that ever lived.
Yea verily, the Cats of the Round Kibble.
And forsooth, many were the cat heroes amongst them. First and foremost was their mighty leader, King Catur . . .
And his fearless, if somewhat morose, champion . . .
These noble felines spent their time eating, sleeping, playing with cat toys and, oh yes, questing. They were always questing for impossible things to locate, like the Holy Grail. Of course, being cats, they had their own motives for wanting to find this most sacred relic.
And oh, the legendary feats of skill and daring accomplished by these heroic cats!
'Zounds, but all manner of evil fell before them!
Their deeds shall live forevermore and be recounted with awe whenever cats gather together to feast on fat mice and pass around the catnip.
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and my 3 are descendants of those brave kitties!
LOL, love it! Our Connolly is directly descended from the court jester. ;-)
I think I may have sold that carpet castle before.
And behold, the brave felines of the land of the Green Gable looketh out their castle doors that day and sayeth in one voice, " I'm not going out in that s****."
Ha! Any post that can incorporate "zounds" is A+, well done.
let us hope the Round Kibble photos was taken in a cat shelter not in some cat lady's home.... that is entirely too many kittehs
SQUEEEE KITTIES!!!! SQUEEE!!
(You should do a post on miniature goats next. So. Cute.)
round kibble !!!!!!!
thats hilarious!
Great :D Where do you always find this weird stuff?!
LOL...the cuteness...it buuurrrrrrrnnnnnnns!
I agree with strangely naked ... if you can fit in a Zounds! somewhere, you've really nailed it. LOL
Such tales of intrigue! And bravery! And catnip hangovers..... ♥
(must go tell Gomez of this....)
Cat Lady Tails! Oh My!
What brave confident felines!
That was a delightful post, especially the cats in a circle, ha. Greetings!
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After all this I found out this morning that cats are tax deductible in England as pest control. How cool is that?
Sir Grumpsalot??!! BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA! These were all too good. One question? Were you high on the nip when you did this post?
Yarn Dragon and Red Dot don't have a chance. I can see the determination in those cats!
This was hysterical.
hahhaa...I do love your cute sense of humor....
I am not a cat person so have never had one but grands have one that I KNOW must be from Sir GrumpsALot line....he looks like he's mad all the time....
Have a good week...
The quote 'Being the Cat's Whiskers' comes to mind
I love this tale. It joins two things I love: cats and the Arthurian legend.
Enjoyed the fun. Thank you.
all hail Rhollor the Lord of Bark
I will read this story to my cat before bed tonight.
Sir Grumpsalot! BAHAHAHAHA
Love their names - and costumes. You are so clever in putting together a theme.
"Cats of the Round Kibble" - that's good.
That holds as much truth as gallant tales of human knighthood, and is more cunning.
the Ol'Buzzard
Oh I'm in love with this last one. He's purrrfect.
Cheers, Debra.
liked it and enjoyed this interesting full of thrill and terror story with really enjoyable pics
you have guts to write comics dear god bless you always
An imagination gone wild!! And a mighty good one at that!
Cats rule!!
When does the movie come out?
hahaha. Always glad to see your posts when I've been away for awhile!
HaHaHa..you are a tad crazy..Love this post..Thanks for the laugh..Meow !!
Never saw a sky full of Terriers..
That last image is so darn cute! I love this post! Yeh cats!
...one can never be too sure of the results of 'nip from unknown sources :P
I love the giant carpet castle. I think my cat would throw a fit if I brought something like that home.
Oh my God, I would follow King Catur to the gates of Hell!
These are all fantastic, but I kinda really want that cat castle now. Badly.
I find that thy cat is a direct descendent of Sir Grumpsalot: self-centered and grumpy.
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Love the carpet castle!
This made my day, Debra! Thanks for the great laugh!
Love ALL these cute kitties, fabulous furball fun to be had this post me lady :)
Hahahaha, on the last one.
Honestly Debra, you are such talented, funny writer. Are you in the film business?
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