Long, long ago . . .
In a land far, far away . . .
When many perilous enemies were abroad in the realm . . .
There was a castle. A castle made of the finest carpeting. Behold!
I tell thee true, oh unbelievers and sceptics, 'twas a castle full of cats. The bravest, fiercest, most chivalrous felines that ever lived.
Yea verily, the Cats of the Round Kibble.
And forsooth, many were the cat heroes amongst them. First and foremost was their mighty leader, King Catur . . .
And his fearless, if somewhat morose, champion . . .
These noble felines spent their time eating, sleeping, playing with cat toys and, oh yes, questing. They were always questing for impossible things to locate, like the Holy Grail. Of course, being cats, they had their own motives for wanting to find this most sacred relic.
And oh, the legendary feats of skill and daring accomplished by these heroic cats!
'Zounds, but all manner of evil fell before them!
Their deeds shall live forevermore and be recounted with awe whenever cats gather together to feast on fat mice and pass around the catnip.