Monday, 6 January 2020

My Resolutions -- #2: Exercise More!















46 comments:

mxtodis123 said...

Wonder how many calorie one burns when using their rocking chair.

Brian Joseph said...

I guess that it is the time of year when everyone is talking about losing weight. I like the attitude conveyed in these memes however.

anne marie in philly said...

I can relate to the "shaking my head". and the "crunches".

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh Deborah, thanks for all the chuckles. SG and I are all smiles because of you. Oh, and that one sit-up with the trainer: I was a trainer. SG was my client... briefly. That was us!!!

Liz Hinds said...

What you need is a new bra! See my blog!
I am definitely that raccoon. (I think it's a raccoon.)

DEZMOND said...

The disbelief one is totally me!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahahaha!

^.^ said...

:) Love, cat.

Linda said...

I really needed this kick in the pants today.

Sometimes, when life gets intense, we need to be reminded how to laugh.

Lady M said...

I love yoga, hiking, birding, and riding the horse and spend hours and hours at each. I think the key is to find something you love. Crunches and the gym never did it for me.

Susan said...

OMG, these are hilarious! Morning tea through nose on the last one.

Deborah said...

Those are awesome. Love the raccoon. Happy Day to you!

Love,
Deborah

Kirk said...

The one with Nestle's and Captain is my favorite.

Hena Tayeb said...

hahaha! Thanks for the laughs

Marie Smith said...

Kale does me in! Cruel punishment!

Mike said...

From Healthline... "When you stand, you burn anywhere from 100 to 200 calories an hour. It all depends on your sex, age, height, and weight. Sitting, by comparison, only burns 60 to 130 calories an hour."

ONLY?! Hey, calories burned are a good thing no matter how!

Old Lurker said...

I thought those were supposed to be dumbbells, not cruelbells.

I am looking forward to the resolution about reading more books.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I never understand people eating kale, it's like someone crossed leaf lettuce with a rubber plant and then had a skunk pee on it!

e said...

These are funny, but it's that wry kind of funny when you know they reflect your actual behavior. Still funny, though!

Leanna said...

That one with the situps and trainer? That's David. The man will not do exercises even if it's saving his life. He will walk the track but that's about it.

Parnassus said...

About "burning calories doing nothing," you burn more calories when you are colder, so after a January and February in Canada, you should be thin as a reed!
--Jim

Bob said...

If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Ha! Love this.
"Try this kale" - how rude can a person get?
Thank you, Deb.

Guillaume said...

I need to do more exercises. You remind me why I hate it.

Laurie said...

That last one about the sweat pants, that’s so funny,, all funny!

Joanne Noragon said...

Groan1

Barbara said...

Too funny. Love them all.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

Just laughing at these suggestions gave me a good workout.

DEZMOND said...

Just popping over to wish Your Rare One a Merry Orthodox Christmas :)

Ur-spo said...

oh the pain
I am using these ha-ha posts to inspire me to persevere

Bill Lisleman said...

why run? we all end up at a dead end anyway

Jenn said...

HAHAHA these are great!!!

The Blog Fodder said...

Can't recall ever making a New Year's resolution. Seems pointless.

Adam said...

But he could easily double his exercise

Rain said...

LOL Croissants! That's great. On Christmas day I ate 3 of them. I think the motion of my arm lifting the croissants to my mouth counted as some kind of calorie burning.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Exercise is not good for you. The depression from knowing you are not doing any is debilitating.

the Ol'Buzzard

http://mygrammassouljo.blogspot.com said...

You,,,,,ALWAYS make me laugh.
thank you for that.

jo

Kay G. said...

Stupid yoga mat!
All so funny!

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Love these :)

Magic Love Crow said...

I can't stop laughing! LOL! Actually, this is one of the reasons why I love my job, there is a lot of shit to do! LOL! I never stop moving. I am tired, but it has made me better for it!

Fundy Blue said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! I so get all these funnies, Debra! I still haven't reached my goal of doing a pull-up. Monday I had a session with my trainer, just after her session with Tommy. Tommy is the other woman who wants to be able to do pull-ups. The person after me cancelled at the last minute, so Julie, our trainer, made Tommy and me work out with her for another session on a "pull-up" circuit. (Gratis!) Toward the end, I sank on a mat and said, "I don't want to do a pull-up any more." "Yes you do, Julie said. "Back into that plank!" I wish you all the best with your exercise plans. Speaking for me, the exercising I'm doing now is the most important I've ever done. *Sigh*

The Captain said...

It's why I ride a bike to work, I hate gyms and can't face the judgement I feel I get in those places.

Silke Powers said...

I bought new yoga pants, which I love and wear all the time! I have yet to do any yoga though...

pam nash said...

Yeah - me too. Resolve to exercise more - get back on a daily exercise schedule. Maybe tomorrow.....

Laura said...

That safety first photo is why I won't go back to the gym. I was always terrified I would end up in someone's making fun photo.
blessings
~*~

Rommy said...

I need to trick myself into exercise. This is why I miss sportball time at work - I've convinced myself it's free run around like a maniac time.