Thursday, 2 January 2020

My Resolutions -- #1: Eat Healthy!















57 comments:

Travel said...

I considered my 1 pound weight loss last year, a major victory, my doctor didn't agree and made suggestions. Be good to yourself, you are the only you, you have.

anne marie in philly said...

hee hee hee! I love every one of these!

I embrace my fat self and love the person I am!

mxtodis123 said...

First on my list as well.

Marie Smith said...

Love these! The story of my life!

DEZMOND said...

We don't have Reese's eggs here, but I have an unusual feeling I'd like them! We don't have Cadbury either :(

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, That last one fits me to a T. You should see the temptation I am working on right now! If I succeed I shall have to write about it.
--Jim

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahahah...happy new year! my diet is that i don't eat what i cook. i didn't touch any of the food from my party.

Laurie said...

That’s the best,, I’m still smiling , I have no favourite, love them all!

Bob said...

That second one ….

Lady M said...

Ha ha - these are so cute.

Susan said...

Oh, these are priceless! I chortled through the whole lot of them!

Leanna said...

I love all of these. I'm not even trying to lose weight anymore. I just wait for the next Lupus flare and I lose 15 lbs in four days. I think that's the only upside to this disease.

Dr. Theda said...

nice bit of New Year's humor

Mistress Maddie said...

The muffin top one almost made me spray my drink Debs!

Deborah said...

Mmm, cupcakes.

Deedles said...

Speaking as former muffin top and now pound cake, I loved everyone of these! I also love the person AM am too :)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Hahaha! I have developed a tummy and it won't go away no matter how many low fat cookies I eat! :)

e said...

These are funny!

I've made peace with my body. My closest friends have significant health issues and it has made me really aware of how functional my stocky, aging body is. My goal now is to add more vegetables on a *regular* basis. Other than that, I'm good.

Oh, some regular exercise would be good too... lol.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

My muffin top insists on being an ever-expanding donut shop. Well, donuts are better than muffins anyway.
Thank you for all the affirming memes. Sigh.

Happy, healthy, enjoyable New Year, Debra and yours.

Brian Joseph said...

I love these. It is good to eat healthy. But it is also good to eat enjoyable things, at least some of the time.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

I hope I don't make anyone mad here, but I'm around 5'6" and never have had a weight problem and rarely had to diet. Maintain about 123 lb on a fat day. Do stay away from the saturated and love kale, broccoli and spinach.

Love the diet cartoons.

Mike said...

You're right. Cookies DON'T do that.

Guillaume said...

Yes, I want to eat healthy and lose weight too. These memes are hilarious.

^.^ said...

:D Love, cat.

Magic Love Crow said...

Deb, I hear you and I love you! We can do this together!! Big Hugs!
I'm still laughing about the pound cake! LOL!

Laura said...

These are hilarious! My two faves are the wagon and the eggs.
Happy New Year!
blessings
~*~

Cynthia said...

When we moved to Maryland over 50 years ago, I saw a sign at a farm: "Pick your own kale." I'm not sure why we're still here, but we are.

Old Lurker said...

I know you are trying to eat healthier, but there is an awful lot of lettuce in that salad.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Bread is not good for you? Then what are you suppose to put your mayonnaise on?
the Ol'Buzzard

Adam said...

I read that first one in the gutter.

Kirk said...

I like a good salad--after I drown it with ranch dressing and bury it with bacon bits

Silke Powers said...

Ha! I can totally relate... ;) Bon Appetit! xoxo

Joanne Noragon said...

True, every one. I laughed and laughed. Out loud, most of the time.

Tundra Bunny said...

I must agree with Lisa Simpson on this one... and I have never met a carbohydrate I didn't like, no matter the time of day!

Insomniac's Attic said...

We feed the vegetables that have gone "off" to the deer. They love us because there's something out there for them every single day! We are not salad people apparently.

peppylady (Dora) said...

I just enjoy food...smaller portion is key word for me

roughterrain crane said...

May the New Year turn out to be the happiest and the best for you!

Bill Lisleman said...

you know how the find the best

Moving with Mitchell said...

Sarah Millican says she doesn’t have a muffin top; she has a cake shelf.

miruspeg said...

You have nailed it again Debra!
May you continue to be a shining light in 2020.
Much love
Peggy xxx

Elsie Amata said...

These are the best! I don't see anything wrong with the salad with bacon bits. Am I supposed to?

Happy New Year to you and good for you for eating healthier!

Elsie

Busy Bee Suz said...

Yep. It's the age-old tale of liking to eat more than exercise. :)

This N That said...

OMG..They all hit home..I thought the first one was great but they all got better..Thanks..I think!!

Polly said...

LOL, love them all. I've bookmarked this for whenever I need a good laugh :-)

Liz Hinds said...

Wonderful! So many made me laugh. I long for the 90s again too. As for quinoa ...

Barbara said...

Too funny. Great collection.

Fundy Blue said...

I was eating chocolate covered cherries when I clicked on your post, Debra! Fortunately I was swallowing them quickly, so I didn't choke from laughing. You always find the best funnies!

Bob Johns said...

Love it!

Miss Val's Creations said...

Thin mints were always my favorite! I could eat a box in a sitting in my younger days. Happy New Year Debra!

AntiquityTravelers said...

I have made my peace with Kale ... don't love it. I would prefer a salad like your 'bacon bits' !

DVArtist said...

You are so funny. I love the third one. Happy 2020.

Rosemary said...

Get yourself a brand new computer - apart from it scrambling your brain, the weight falls off big time.

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Loved these. So hilarious!

DVArtist said...

Well I do exercise 6 or 7 days a week. It makes me feel good and for 67 I am fit. I wanted to thank you for the comment about the rage. I cracked up.

Jenn said...

These all speak to me on a deep level. lol

Rain said...

It's so funny how you mentioned Kale a few times in this post and the next one...I have actually set a "filter" in my email to send any email containing the word "kale" to the trash lol...I get a lot of recipe newsletters and I'm just NOT into kale!

Rommy said...

See, I moved that period back a word, so my new years resolution was to eat. Mischief managed. :D