Are you as tired as I already am hearing about the coronavirus?
Well, too bad, 'cuz here's a whole post about it!
Bloggers, how can we protect ourselves?
Seriously, though, the number one precaution is:
Wash your hands! A lot!
Forget singing "Happy Birthday" twice.
Recite this inspirational passage from
Frank Herbert's sci-fi classic Dune instead --
But if all else fails --
And keep surfaces clean too!
Carry hand sanitizer with you --
if you can find any in the stores, that is.
And of course, that brings us to . . .
Don't just hoard toilet paper though!
Lay in all kinds of food supplies!
Dear American readers,
this next safety tip is crucial for YOU!
And one final reminder to us all . . . .