Saturday, 20 February 2021

A Chicken In Every Pot






If this next one isn't true, 
it SHOULD be --


Dumb clucks, one and all --


Speaking of McNuggets --





Oh, thought I couldn't work 
Steve 'n Bucky into this post?
 
Well, think again! 

Behold "The Cap Coop" --


44 comments:

Bob said...

Drag chicken slayed me!

anne marie in philly said...

"drag chicken" - hee hee!

pam nash said...

We had chickens for a while. It was interesting. Our rooster needed a sign like that one above except he could terrorize large humans also.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I love them all...especially the Chicken Strips one. TOO FUNNY!!

Travel said...

Love the McNuggets one, I lost my chicken hat when we sold the second house.

Martha said...

All great but drag chicken and chicken in school were my favorites! :D

Marie Smith said...

The chicken hat was my favourite! Thanks for the chuckles, as usual, Debra.

Frank said...

Sorry...no comment

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, If you like chicken humor, I recommend Swimming Chickens, by Colin McEnroe. Only a few chapters are about chickens; the rest is about other animals. One of the funniest chapters is the one about his cat, Mackenzie.
--Jim

Laurie said...

A four piece with biscuit lol,, priceless!

Tundra Bunny said...

AHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the belly laughs this morning, Deb.... when a chicken strips, does she use a boa?

brewella deville said...

Maybe I should don a chicken hat. It can't be worse than my actual Covid hairdo.

Leanna said...

BWAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!! That Drag Chicken killed me. These are all so good.

Magic Love Crow said...

I love them all, but that Drag Chicken was the best! LOL! Big Hugs Debra! Thanks for the laugh!

DVArtist said...

All of these are great.

Guillaume said...

All very funny.

Kirk said...

Laughed out loud at the Sonic sign.

Old Lurker said...

Although some farm animals turn to strips out of economic coercion, others choose this career as they would any other. PETA offers up many heartbreaking anecdotes but this is not the full story.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Too much to mention here. SO good.

"Chickens for McNuggets." Perfect.

The dinosaur chicken tenders really creeped me out.

Jennifer said...

These are all BRILLIANT! Hahaha! Thank you for the laugh. The Sonic sign was my favorite.

Joanne Noragon said...

Drag chicken--wonderful!

Mike said...

Dumb clucks won't ever go away. We can only hope they get bored and become less vocal.

The Captain said...

We've considered keeping chickens, one day it might happen.

peppylady (Dora) said...

You know how to entertain.
Coffee is on and stay safe

This N That said...

Drag Chicken!!! LOL..Gotta watch those spurs on the Roosters..Nasty birds sometimes..Happy Sunday..Hope it warmed up a bit..Next week!!!

Magaly Guerrero said...

"Who the hell is Clucky?" Bwahahaha! And I totally agree with the chicken that created the meme about the unfairness of roosters being the only one allowed to scream in the morning. It's not fair.

Rain said...

Oh those were hilarious, I love the Colonel Sanders one!!!

Mary Kirkland said...

I should be allowed to start the day screaming too. lol

Ur-spo said...

oh these are good ! I loved all of them !

JACKIESUE said...

chicken memes don't make up for being chased all over the back yard by crazed Banty roosters..

Liz Hinds said...

I want a hat like that. Think it is time for you to have another competition - not necessarily hats.

Cynthia said...

Keeping chickens is not all fun and games. Long ago, when I was working in an office, one of my co-workers kept chickens. One day when she went into the coop to gather eggs, the rooster pecked right through her leather boot and drew blood!

Hena Tayeb said...

Hahah..
Drag chicken.
My kids have eaten those dino nuggets.
Love the sonic sign as well.

Brodes85 said...

Nothing like morning cock for me. As long as it's noy too loud.

e said...

11 Herbs and Spices!!! Lolling!!!
Laughed at them all, tbh. Thanks!

The Blog Fodder said...

Roosters are not nice to little kids. And Chickens for McNuggets is right on

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Ha-> chicken strips. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Thanks for the cackles, Debra.

baili said...

haha
so much fun here dear Debra
each was superb

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahah
The chicken getting his education!!
Hahahah


XOXO

Ol'Buzzard said...

From now on, it will always be a Drag Chicken.
the Ol'Buzzard

Rommy said...

I lost some good tea laughing at "drag chicken". Also, whoever is in charge of KFC must have the wildest sense of humor. Did you see that "short movie" they produced with Lifetime (or it might have been Hallmark) about a young, hunky Col. Sanders in a romance-drama?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Rommy -- Yes, I saw it online -- it was SO bizarre!

Linda said...

That hat is groovy!

Fundy Blue said...

Oh boy ~ I have been terrorized by a rooster! Loved the Drag Chicken! thanks for the laughs, Debra!