Tuesday, 23 February 2021

It's Smut Time, You Sinners!












In my last NSFW post, I included these 
charming light switch plates . . . 


. . . so now Her Royal Highness the Cat 
insists on equal time!


And while we're on the subject of cats --



48 comments:

The Blog Fodder said...

So many good (bad?) laughs. I hurt. I may have to share this with a few select people

baili said...

funny :)
blessings!

Infidel753 said...

These are hilarious. Gilbert? At least she wasn't expected to say poor Lana's "angel name".

Perhaps Yvette Amos should switch to cucumbers. At least there's some degree of plausible deniability.

I guess those sausage and marshmallow cooking sticks must actually exist. What an imagination some people have. But they'd be perfect for a cook-out on that guy's big deck.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

omg...that poor cat. i must be more careful when i call someone a dickface.

Frank said...

Love the cookout tools and the kitty with the white nose.

Travel said...

Thanks I needed the laughs, the BBC report is funny,

Cynthia said...

I luvs porn in the morn.

Parnassus said...

Thank god for that last cat because I am way to young to have seen any of these. By the way, is that window-cleaning cat available to come to my apartment, and does it do floors, also?
--Jim

Marie Smith said...

I’ve seen a similar weather forecast. It must have been a riot in the studio afterwards.

Martha said...

These are all so good, I'm dying over here! :D

Bob said...

Buffering!!!!

Laurie said...

😂😂😂

anne marie in philly said...

GURL! YOU SO BAD!

I can see where HRH gets her jollies.

the zucchini and the weather forecaster got me to snort the most.

Bathwater said...

The cat cleaning the screen would make a great screen saver.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahahaha
oh so good!
And do you think I could get Blaine Stewart's phone number?

XOXO

Moving with Mitchell said...

You've done it again! ...

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Oh, sorry. I was buffering!

Sandy said...

OMG, some good ones there for sure. Have only seen a few before, so you did good finding new ones! LOVED the campfire/cookout one. Used to camp alot so it really made me smile. Hope you're staying well, staying safe from The Covid and able to get your vaccinations soon.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Got to name that cat Dildo.
the Ol'Buzzard

bobbie said...

Thanks for the giggles this AM!!!

Mike said...

That first one is too close to the truth. The first line of my will says "delete my browser history".

e said...

Unsolicited deck pic! Hahahahaha! They were all funny. You know us so well, Debra!

Tundra Bunny said...

Some really good laughs this morning.... thanks, Ardeb!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Tundra Bunny -- Thanks, Ardnut Ynnub!

JACKIESUE said...

so funny

Brian Joseph said...

Very dirty! Very funny!

Joanne Noragon said...

How about Bright Eyes,

Sue Bursztynski said...

Thanks, Debra, hilarious as always!

peppylady (Dora) said...

It always good stop in for laugh or snicker.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Kirk said...

I'm curious as to what Gilbert Gottfried was doing. Googling his own first name and he just happened to come across that tweet or whatever?

G. B. Miller said...

Wickedly brilliant!

Rommy said...

Did someone say smut??? *grabs bowl of popcorn and settles in*

Suz said...

I had a great laugh at the Deck one....and then your name spelled backward? LANA? OH NO!!

brewella deville said...

If that black cat's name isn't Dick Whittington, it should be.

Mildred Ratched said...

OMG! You don't know how bad I needed this!

Lady M said...

I love a good bit of smut! That cat light switch - priceless!

Guillaume said...

Very funny.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Eight inches? Wow. I might need to move to the East Coast.
Thanks for the funnies.

mshatch said...

Thank you for the laughs! I needed them :)
I especially liked the bbq, and the weather report lol

Laura said...

oh my gosh! these are freaking hilarious!
love, kisses & magical wishes!
~*~

Magic Love Crow said...

I wonder why I always visit your blog at night time! LOL! Love these all Debra! Thanks so much for always making me laugh! Big Hugs!

Linda said...

I nearly choked in my cornflakes, these were all hilarious! Thanks for the laughs. :D

roughterrain crane said...

I have no idea how this cat video was made?

pam nash said...

I had a little dog with similar markings as the kitty though hers were down by her tail with the long part coming up her spine. Her markings got many, many comments.

Liz Hinds said...

Loved the cookout! I know - used to know but he's dead now - someone who would do that.

And the buffering is too close to home.

LL Cool Joe said...

Geez that woman from Wales with her dildo in the background. Lol.

Ur-spo said...

scurrilous the lot of them!
There goes your good Henley Street name.

Fundy Blue said...

OMG! Too funny! I need those cookout utensils for the next family bonfire! LOL I laughed all the way through this, Debra!

DVArtist said...

Too funny.