Wednesday 14 October 2020

Modern Witches



Really, dahlings, NO ONE rides a broom anymore!


And the uniform is MUCH more casual these days!


And FORGET the traditional witch's brew!


A WITCH WAR isn't what it used to be, either.


Our SPELL WORK has moved with the times as well!



And our HEXES have been updated too --


42 comments:

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

Very good! Thanks for sharing these. The final one, about naming your first born, we can relate to that, but in a slightly different way. At the time, the name we had chosen was relatively unique (and old fashioned), and then within a few years it became a very popular name. -Jenn

Valerie said...

HA HA! Loved the modern curses!

Travel said...

I love the budget tip, I have a roll of TP with tRump's face on it.

anne marie in philly said...

budget witch tip is the best.

Marie Smith said...

Love that mug!

Martha said...

These are all great! I especially liked the spell work lol.

Bob said...

Times change, I guess witches had to, too.

Linda said...

Witch war...hahahahahahahaha!

JFM said...

Wonderful post and so funny!!!
Loved it all 🐈👻🍂🎃🍁🌙☕

Leanna said...

That Roomba witch was cute. I love that mug so obviously, I have to go out into the web and find it. AHAHAHAAAHAHAAA! May your videos buffer for ten thousand years. We only live for 9,999 1/2.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, The pen one has happened to me, and now I know it was your fault. That's not a nice way to treat your loyal readers!
--Jim

Moving with Mitchell said...

I love the hexes, but especially love the budget witch tip. Imagine the power if we ALL write covid-45's name on a piece of toilet paper and do one giant flush.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Parnassus (Jim) -- Oh, I would never hex YOU, dear friend! I think it was HRH who was the guilty party there.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Now I want that t-shirt!
I'm diving into etsy right away!

XOXO

Jamie Ghione said...

Love the one with the super soakers.

Mistress Maddie said...

Call me old fashioned, by I'll stick to my broom for transport.

Busy Bee Suz said...

OMG. I love all of these! All witches need a roomba for2020!

BootsandBraids said...

That toilet paper tip ... what a great idea! Let's all try it by writing No. 45's name, cause we most definitely are tired of his sh!t.

Lady M said...

I swear someone has put that avocado hex on me.

JustGail said...

Just to be clear - are we to use the t.p. for its intended purpose before flushing?

Now I'm wondering who I ticked off - videos have been buffering for what *seems* like 10,000 years lately.

yellowdoggranny said...

I love these so much...

pam nash said...

Great! Hmmmmm - I have a robovac, I wonder . . . .

Tasker Dunham said...

Why did I misread the second word on that mug?

Tundra Bunny said...

Stockpiles of toilet paper are gonna be seriously eroded in Canada and the U.S. when your budget witch tip gets out! LOL!

Mike said...

Love the crayon one. You got to keep them guessing while you can.

Joanne Noragon said...

These are all great. I hope America's sanitary systems can handle all that TP on Nov 4.

DVArtist said...

I love budget witch tip. Have a nice evening.

Janie Junebug said...

Modern Witches can probably cover the warts on their faces with makeup and get nose jobs.

Love,
Janie

This N That said...

Ya got some good ones there..great series..love the budget witch!! Enjoy your day..

Rommy said...

That's just evil to have videos buffer forever... nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

e said...

These are great! First laugh of the day! Thank you, Debra!
(A 3 exclamation point response... lol)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

You need that mug and so do I. (I'd use a sharpie, though, to scratch out brew and write hot chocolate.
Cheers.

Forsythia said...

I am cutting out the hexes and pasting them on index cards to be used later. Can't wait to use the one about buffering.

Bill Lisleman said...

Toilet paper flush - not too expensive BUT just a few months ago flush a piece of unused TP would be just a crazy risk to running out.

Guillaume said...

I think a witch hexed my laptop. On a more serious note, gosh I prefer old fashioned witches. I am a traditionalist.

Kirk said...

I didn't get the supersoaker duel until I thought of The Wizard of Oz.

Martha said...

HAHAHA! The last one is hilarious! Thanks for the smiles :)

Ur-spo said...

May the witches (all types) save us.

baili said...

Hilarious !
all of them dear Debra

it was fun to learn how witches have transformed with the time :)

Magic Love Crow said...

Love Budget Witch Tip! LOL!

The Captain said...

Love the modern hexes, I've sent them to my youngest daughter who is a self styled modern witch.

Fundy Blue said...

I like that Basic Witch outfit. That would shock the heck out of Terry ~ LOL