Saturday, 31 October 2020

The Big Day is Here!



THAT'S RIGHT!

One way or the other,
there WILL be candy tonight!


No, no, no,
I said CANDY!


Masks are a wise idea to wear too.
You never know WHAT or WHO they may ward off . . . .


Everyone's idea of 
APPROPRIATE or GOOD candy 
differs, however.








If you DO go trick or treating,
be careful about HIDDEN DANGERS
in your candy --



And remember,
TOMORROW everything's
on at HALF PRICE!
 

So you can pig out
ALL OVER AGAIN!

49 comments:

Cynthia said...

Very funny as usual, except for the aspersions cast upon Candy Corn. Just because Trump said Candy Corn is for losers is no excuse to malign this beloved treat.

Infidel753 said...

If they really do that in Florida, then it deserves to be submerged by global warming.

I actually liked candy corn, but I'll pass on the special "nasty" ones.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

we shall one day tell our own kids of you good sir....hahahaha! happy halloween!!!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Ooh candy corn butt plugs!

anne marie in philly said...

candy corn butt plugs! and the two hierarchy illustrations are spot on. as is the hand sanitizer/face mask one. best one - margaret and the grim reaper!

Laurie said...

👍👍👍👍👍

Laurie said...

❤️

JFM/Jan said...

These were great!!!

Happy Halloween 👻🍂🐈🎃🍁☕🌙

Bob said...

Eat a Peanut Butter Cup.
That's my life motto!

RO said...

OMG - Can you imagine getting hand sanitizer instead of candy?!(lol) I may be the only person in the world, but I simply adore candy corn!(lol) Happy Halloween and lots of hugs, RO

Frank said...

We were terrible children...halfway through the neighborhood we'd go home, sort out the undesirable yuk candy from the good stuff and tell our parents to give it out (recycle it). Mom and dad always gave out Hershey Bars and back then they were "full size" bars. They gave out the yuk candy along with the Hersheys. Our little town of 500 is not doing door to door this year...we all donated candy to the Community Fund which will be doing a drive thru Halloween at town hall.

Travel said...

Have fun!

Bob Johns said...

Happy Halloween!!! May you and your rare one have a wonderful day!

Lowcarb team member said...

Happy Halloween.

All the best Jan

Martha said...

I love the one that says how kids judge Halloween candy - it's so true! Have a safe and happy Halloween!

Rain said...

Cheap Twix!!! LOL...I love candy corn, I think I'm the only one on the planet who does lol...Happy Halloween and Blessed Samhain Debra! :)

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, Happy Halloween! The raccoon one was super-adorable.
--Jim

bobbie said...

Happy Halloween!!!

JM said...

I can't wait for the candy sales...as if the left over that I didn't give out wouldn't be enough...

Leanna said...

These are so good.
Samhain Blessing, darlin. Tonight we ride!

Rosemary said...

Enjoy your Halloween Debra.

Mistress Maddie said...

Happy Hallow's Debs! 👻👻🎃🕸🦇💀🎃👻😈

I could have used that candy chart years ago!!!! That is priceless!

The Blog Fodder said...

No Halloween here. But this did send me downstairs for a half can of Pringles

Mike said...

The grenade reminded me of a guy I used to work with that had a grenade (disabled) on his desk with a sign that said 'make it quick'.

Says to self, Maybe I'll make a comment about the candy corn butt plugs. Maybe no one else noticed. HA!

I want you, I want you, cheap Twix!

I've been through the meme's 3 times now. Where's the Kit Kats? WHERE'S THE KIT KATS!!!

e said...

Lots o LoLs, as per usual! No trick or treating going on in my neighborhood tonight so I didn't even buy any candy. Might pick up a bag or two tomorrow, though... ever the thrifty retiree!

pam nash said...

Have to say - I know it's almost Halloween when the candy corn shows up at the store. I'm pretty sure it's good for you - maybe not as good as chocolate but still good.

Brian Joseph said...

I ove the candy corn Reese's Peanut Butter Cup one.

Happy Halloween!

Marie Smith said...

You always make me smile. Thank you,

Tundra Bunny said...

My childhood Halloween hauls were always decimated by the time my older sister took her share, the chocolate bars given to Dad and Mom had taken the MacIntosh apples to check for razor blades. All that was left for me were home-made popcorn balls, Rockets, suckers and gum! I really miss cherry Chiclets though, LOL!

I've really enjoyed all your posts this month -- your stash of great Halloween memes is truly impressive, Deb!!

Happy Halloween!

Ur-spo said...

I knew you would have the best Halloween jokes!
Thank you !

Sue Bursztynski said...

These are all hilarious! I especially liked the one with Death and the Snickers bars. We had Halloween here last night. People were advised to put their wrapped treats outside, so I put some strawberry-filled chocolate frogs on the wall. As I was going back inside, I saw some families coming down the street to collect their goodies, and was delighted to hear a little one squel excitedly,””Look! There’s something over there!”

Joanne Noragon said...

The candy chart is vivid to me, 77 years later.

Janie Junebug said...

My favorite is "Holy shit full size snickers." I also laughed about the grenade and the ax. Happy Hollow Weenie!

Love,
Janie

Fundy Blue said...

Happy Halloween, Debra, to you and your Rare One! Also big hugs to you! I hope you are enjoying the day. Terry and I are going to drink a bottle of wine and watch a scary movie. Thanks for the Halloween laughs! Take care!

Kirk said...

Given the prevalence of corn syrup as an ingredient these days, it may ALL be candy corn.

baili said...

Happy Halloween dear Debra

may you celebrate many more years with us and keep lighten up our days and cheering up our hearts :)))

thank you for laugh and smiles always
these are things needed most these days :)
hugs and best wishes !!!

Betty said...

I love your post - so much to make me smile, thank you! We once had Halloween in Florida, it was amazing, we drove out of the holiday rental area and explored some of the single storey housing estates where 'real people' lived, I don't think one single house didn't have a pumpkin in their garden AND an American flag - you are discouraged from waving a flag in your garden in the UK in case you offend someone or other with your patriotism by the way. Anyhow, it was fun and Walmart was heaving with Halloween goodies. We carved our pumpkins and put them round the pool, we ate at Crackerbarrel - they had such a good display in the shop we bought plates and a wreath. Happy USA memories.

Rommy said...

That you can't take Halloween from my heart is all me. I finally found a fully Halloween themed (not a bit of Christmas to be seen) "ugly" sweater and I plan to wear it all the way through Valentine's Day.

This N That said...

Hope you had a good Halloween..I never di like Candy corn !!! Fun post!!

Magaly Guerrero said...

I shall never look at candy corn again without wincing. Also, I always suspected 2020 was a pile of poop. Now we have visual proof!


I hope your Halloween was good and sweet, Debra.

Debby said...

There is always a giggle to be found here.

JACKIESUE said...

I was proud of myself..I ate one small reeses cups.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
Happy Halloween!

That Candy Corn, though..... LMAOOOO


XOXO

G. B. Miller said...

Back in the day when I was able to eat candy, I actually liked eating candy corn.

Now on the other hand, Almond Joy, Mounds and Bounty bit the big one with me. Coconut is gross and nasty.

Martha said...

These were hilarious! I laughed out loud with the one about how kids judge the candy handed out. So funny!

Lady M said...

I was the legend this year with full size candy and gift bags full of treats! I keep waiting to build a reputation as the must-go-to house but so far I remain a quiet haunt.

Guillaume said...

Belated happy Halloween. It goes way too fast.

Suz said...

I'm laughing at them all, but my fave was the raccoons and the garbage can. ;)

Jenn said...

Perfect!!! A good laugh even though I am a few days late.