Thursday, 16 December 2021

Have A Holly Jolly!












37 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

I’ll take my chances, too. Besides, I’ve been told it’s Nice when I’m Naughty.

Valerie said...

These are great! Thanks!

Parnassus said...

Hi Debra, I like coal, both the substance and its history. It's time we stopped squandering it. Labeling it as a punishment gives people the wrong attitude about it.
--Jim

Mistress Maddie said...

The 30 year old escort would be my luck. And with the coal I receive its a win. Its enough to heat the house for winter.

Bob said...

Well, you given me Christmas cheer today. These are high-larious!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
Oh, I can't even choose! The sweaters, the toads, the classroom, the Escort! LMAOOO
But I think I'm partial to Classy Warfare, really.

XOXO

pam nash said...

A couple of observations - Oh no! The war is escalating as there were xmas stuff out by October this year! Missletoad??? I may have to make one of those for my grandson! and finally - really? some Walmarts have 2 cashiers? Not here, sigh. And a very good morning to you - thanks!

Marcia LaRue said...

They are all funny! Thanks!!

Travel said...

Thanks I needed that

Tasker Dunham said...

I like the Wal-Mart one.

Boud said...

These are great! The gift wrapping one, yes!!

Tundra Bunny said...

The Classy Warfare and the Wal-Mart memes are spot on, LOL!

bobbie said...

Thanks for the big smiles & laughs! I especially liked the MissleToad!

JustGail said...

It's not just the occupation of November - this year I saw that stuff out in WM in September, fer crying out loud. I under stand things that need time to be put together out then, but crap you just haul home and plop on the shelf - never.

2 cashiers?!?! Must be in one of those fancy areas.

e said...

Whoot! These were all funny! Ok, maybe not Santa and the shower which was just creepy... Lol.

Marie Smith said...

So true for the gift wrapping. I do a few each day instead of a marathon session.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

thanks for the chuckles!

Pilar said...

The third one is definitely me lol!

Miss Val's Creations said...

Too funny! Love the Escort joke.

Mike said...

HEY! You beat me to it with a couple of these memes.

Janie Junebug said...

If Santa watches me in the shower and sees my blob of a body, they maybe he'll decide to replace the Mrs. with me and I'll live in luxury at the North Pole with all those elves to wait on me and run my errands and we'll eat candy for every meal.

Love,
Janie

Rain said...

I knew he was watching me in the shower! No wonder I've been upped to the top of the "nice" list! LOL! ;)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

How heartwarming to learn that Walmart is at long last showing concern for its two employees.

Santa's such a perve. We already knew that one, though.

Cheers!

Richard said...

My favorite was the Black Friday Agreement.

Kirk said...

I love the Snoopy one. Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz used to say in interviews that he could only draw Snoopy on the doghouse from the side, since if he did it from any other angle, it would be obvious he would slide off.

Rommy said...

You don't deserve bows felt like something out of a Seinfeld skit! *snortlaugh* No bows for you!

Magaly Guerrero said...

Those are the coolest sweaters EVER! And I've always been suspicious of anyone who's always watching. Really? That's just way too stalkish.

Busy Bee Suz said...

These are all a hoot! Thanks for the giggles :)

This N That said...

Love Classy warfare and the wrapping of gifts..so perfect!! Enjoy your weekend..

Adam said...

I use self checkout at Walmart so I can get the cutest cashier

Sandy said...

LOL, some good ones there. I can relate to the wrapping one. So a few years back, stopped putting on any bows.

Guillaume said...

Dand right about the War on Christmas. When I see Christmas stuff on display anywhere at any time before Halloween, this is when I enlist and I happily wait for my marching orders.

Laurie said...

Happy holidays to you and your wise one! 👍❤️

Frank said...

I'm already frustrated at gift #1.

DVArtist said...

Good ones for sure. I don't do xmas.

yellowdoggranny said...

I am nominating the person who invented gift bags for a Nobel peace prize. fuck wrapping gifts.

Magic Love Crow said...

Brilliant Deb! LOL! Big Hugs!