Hello, my faithful fans and minions.
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT
here once again with you.
Every year, Rawknrobyn of
holds an Anti-Valentines Day Love/Hate Poetry Contest.
I MYSELF won this contest in 2018
with the following POEM OF GENIUS --
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Toms pretend to be Super Cat
But are really Pepe le Pew.
Ever since my VICTORY,
my JEALOUS, NO-TALENT HUMAN
has been ENVIOUS of my SUCCESS.
So this year she entered
the Poetry Contest HERSELF
and against all odds, WON IT
with this DREADFUL piece
of LEWD DOGGEREL --
A nip and tuck
Improves romantic luck
Helps you find a cute guy in a truck
And finally get that . . .
[Oops, word limit reached]
But THAT'S NOT the WORST OF IT!
In order to win the contest, my
EVIL MACHIAVELLIAN HUMAN
CREATED and RIGGED an
ILLEGAL and FRAUDULENT
VOTING SYSTEM!
THIS CANNOT STAND!
I call on you ALL to JOIN ME
to OVERTHROW this
TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE!
(Just let me put on my
WAR PAINT and DISGUISE first, okay?)
JOIN ME, FELLOW POET PATRIOTS!
Also, HANG MIKE PENCE!
He didn't have anything to do
with this, I know, but I've
always hated that jerk.