Thursday, 14 April 2022

Those Wacky Ancient Egyptians










And speaking of the pyramids --


37 comments:

River said...

Perhaps Anubis is guarding ADT?

Boud said...

These are great especially the coffin painter one.

Marie Smith said...

Emojis these days are the new hieroglyphics.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
Also, 'your ancestors were small and weak'! ROTFLMAO
And between yo and I, if someone had an Anubis mailbox, I'd like to have some drinks with them. For real!

XOXO

Adam said...

We started watching Moon knight and it deals heavily with Egyptian mythology

Travel said...

I had lunch with a retired papyrologist last week, he spend much of his spare time for 50 years interpreting ancient languages. Next time I see him I will ask if ever encountered typos.

Bob said...

"I'd like to buy a fowl."

Killed me. I'm dead.

DVArtist said...

I am cracking up. Great post. Have a lovely day.

Barbara said...

Coffee and a laugh. Great way to start the day.

Leanna said...

OMG! These are so freaking good. Made my day for sure.

This N That said...

A couple of those were real “growners “. I’d like to buy a fowl”..LOL. Some good ones too…
Happy 🐣 Easter

e said...

Love these! Love the 'buy a fowl' and 'your ancestors are small and weak'. Great lols!

Rommy said...

I literal LOL-ed at the coffin painter one

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

That coffin painter one gave me a good chuckle.
Thanks!

Old Lurker said...

Augh! Earworm! I hope you're happy, young lady.

Tundra Bunny said...

AHAHAHAHA! The History Channel one is so true!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- Earworm? Then my work here is done, LOL! Just out of curiosity, which one? "King Tut" or "Walk Like An Egyptian"?

Mike said...

Small and weak and no slaves.

Linda said...

Good ones but the 1st one got a guffaw. :)

Old Lurker said...

Neither. "Last Christmas" by Wham!, of course.

Joanne Noragon said...

I lived for thirty years with a couple who believed the history channel by night version.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Small and weak ancestors! HA.
These are all so good. Still though, how the hell did they make those Pyramids? So many workers, so much time.

Breenlantern said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Sassybear
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Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I loved to laugh at groups when I get the jokes specific to their culture.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- D'oh! I must be going senile to have missed that. Holy moly.

Lovely said...

Ha ha! What a fun post! Loved these!
xoxo
Lovely
www.mynameislovely.com

JM said...

That Anubis mailbox is amazing!!!

Bill Lisleman said...

One of your best collections - great post.

Lady M said...

Great collection - I stay away from the History Channel as history seems to be the last thing they focus on.

Guillaume said...

Walk like an Egyptian...

Kirk said...

The coffin painter had me laughing out loud.

And it's been a while since I had cable, but it sounds like the History Channel hasn't changed much.

Richard said...

Those were funny. I am one of those people who is fascinated with that culture. I miss them.

Frank said...

Really funny. Wheel of fortune! And "spelling errors". Where do you find these things?

Martha said...

The one about the aliens several thousand years later...! These are all so funny!

Ur-spo said...

I liked Anubis the best.

yellowdoggranny said...

wonder how many Egyptians died per square foot...

Fundy Blue said...

So funny, Debra! I remember some years ago when a large Egyptian statue appeared at the front of Denver International Airport, thanks to the Denver Museum of Nature and Science and its visiting Egyptian exhibit. It was Anubis. That felt so wrong! I had to think twice about getting on my flight.