Once again it is BELTANE/MAY DAY,
when horny pagans around the world
do their duty to ensure the fertility of the Earth
by celebrating with May Pole dancing,
bonfires and outdoor sex.
Not every religion, of course, has
such a liberated or freewheeling attitude to
ESS EEE EKS.
Her Royal Highness the Cat
tries to keep a paw in
EACH camp, of course.
But I know the REST OF YOU
will gladly join me in some
NSFW humour!
33 comments:
Any time HRH shows up, the memes are always the best!
Nothing worse than being fooled by an NSFW!!!!
The true Spirit of Mayday, Mayday..
HAHAHA! These are a riot! Happy Beltane, Debra!
As is tradition at the Casa du Borghese...
Hooray! Hooray! It's the first of May, outdoor screwing begin today!
Goddes bless the horny pagans.
Good one this week
Pretty much the best Mayday blog i have seen. Thanks as always lovely laughter making lady x
Happy May Day!
I'm heading out now to look for the outdoor sex party. Maybe I'll cause an old lady to have a stroke.
Giant bonfires were lit as darkness fell last night in our small town as part of the ancient Celtic celebration marking the beginning of summer.
Beltane, centred around the story of the May Queen and the Green Man and the lighting of bonfires as I know you will be aware is symbolic of purification, healing and new life. However, I don't know about outdoor sex!!!
But it is not for me I was safely tuck up in a warm cosy bed long before any bonfires were lit.
Funny stuff! The Church Lady brings me back to my college days!
Beltane is the origin of pole-dancing? I learn something new from your blog almost every time I visit... Good line-up of smutty LOLs though -- thanks!
Need to be specific when you want pics sent to you. Happy Beltane!
I will admit, doing the deed outdoors has always been on my bucket list.
These are great. I've never understood why so much fun stuff is supposed to be a "sin."
Love,
Janie
Happy May Day..really great ones there Deb!! LOL!! Have a great week..
Oh the leaf in the wind was the best. I'm stealing that one.
Excellent content.
Were you out last night hobnobbing on Walpurgisnacht?
I should do something to commentate 1 May. I do something for 1 February and goodness know I pull out the stops on 1 August and 31 October.
All of our thoughts are with the people in Ukraine. We are not celebrating this year. Beltane is a good name, but it sounds kinda neo-pagan, as if it came from the library.
So we are having a sad Beltane.
Happy Beltane
My goodness 😂
(eyebrow raised questioningly, before falling back into place over the fact that the post was just simply well thought out and planned, yet again}
My birthday month
Spectacular post, although I'm not convinced HRH is working on a balance there.
My biggest laugh came from "I have so many questions." Too funny.
Happy May!
I hope you had a Happy May Day/Beltane! :D
-Quinley
Ha!
Happy Beltane!
I read NSFW and came running!
And I was not disappointed. Thanks for the laughs!
XOXO
Belated happy May Day.
Shaving his privates. HaHa!!
The list of sins, the breathalyzer, and 'Meatloaf' were my faves, but they all made me laugh.
I hope your Beltane was warm enough for outdoor activity, Debra! Lol.
I had to pace myself reading this post because the memes got me laughing so hard! (so, so hard)
Too funny, Debra! And now I know a new acronym ~ NSFW. I had to Google it at the beginning ~ How sad is that? I learn the most interesting things from you, my friend!
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