Wednesday 31 August 2022

Join Me in the Gutter, Friends




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A story in two parts:








And you're welcome!

37 comments:

Marie Smith said...

Hilarious! I needed some laughs this morning! Thank you!

Mistress Maddie said...

And people wonder why I like the music note avocado.

Bob said...

That avocado!

Travel said...

Thanks I needed that

Boud said...

Lovely stuff. Then there's the statistical study "Population of the British Isles. Broken down by age and sex".

Ol'Buzzard said...

one person's gutter is another person's web search history.
the Ol'Buzzard

Tundra Bunny said...

The human race is doomed.... DOOMED, I TELLS YA!

Magaly Guerrero said...

Guac and balls! Guac and balls! Also, I'm wondering if my mastectomized chest and I can get a job at Hooter...? 🤔

Old Lurker said...

I don't know what people are talking about? It does look like a quarter note.

Old Lurker said...

The hand model's nails, tho... !

Moving with Mitchell said...

The avocado: I winched and grabbed my crotch.

Beaver damned!!!

Bill Lisleman said...

great picture in a bra.

Deedles said...

Beaver dammed killed me! How subtle, using a cat.

Leanna said...

Old-timey names for STDs made me laugh out loud.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I love being in the gutter; that's where all my friends are!
BEAVER DAMNED! 😜

Bea said...

'Coal dust on the fiddle' is a banger! Being in the gutter is fun.

DVArtist said...

OMG I am just cracking up. Have a great evening.

JM said...

Omg, the Hooters meme cracked me up!

roentare said...

Thank you for making the start of the day wonderful. I am just laughing my guts out. Thanks to the entire universe too.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ha!
That's a pecker! And Beaver Dammed sounds just right.
Also, Walla Walla bing bang? If you know this man, please give him my phone number.

XOXO

Lady M said...

And I thought ballsy was an interesting bit of veg but that avocado - that's the real deal!!

Kay G. said...

One Hooter, the labor market has gone tits up!

Joanne Noragon said...

That's exactly what Coal Dust on the Fiddle means. I looked it up.

angela said...

Thanks for the giggle I really needed it today

Richard said...

Y'all have dirty minds, but that avocado wins the prize.
I miss avocados. They are the best. They never meant to participate in any of this. Just a humble village tree that anyone could grow. Somehow they got kidnapped. When i think about Mexico, this comes to mind.

Mike said...

Do not open or try on. Do you think that sign is going to stop the people that need to read that sign?

Martha said...

HAHAHA! These are great. I can't believe they have to put up a sign telling customers not to try on the condoms!

Anonymous said...

Another excellent catch after trolling the meme sea! So many chuckles.
I will say that while the erect avocado was fearsome, it certainly would have made a big batch of guacamole.
E

G. B. Miller said...

I need to get to other parts of the Internet more. I seem to be missing out on life a little.

Thanks for the chuckle and thanks for helping me find my unclean sense of humor again.

Beaver Damned is brilliant!

Kirk said...

@Sixpence Notthewiser:

The man's name is David Seville. Lives with three chipmunks.

Pixie said...

It is concerning that there has to be sign up that says don't try on the condoms. OMG!
That first one is me. I have a filthy mind and a face like a nun. It messes with people.

Ur-spo said...

Scurrilous! Is there no Morality force in Alberta?

Adam said...

I was never big into Hooters, should have gone with Booties

baili said...

Blessings

yellowdoggranny said...

I wondered when you'd use the hooter one...perfect.

Rommy said...

I lost good tea laughing at beaver dammed.

Fundy Blue said...

Hilarious!