Saturday, 19 November 2022

Writers of the World, Unite!


I know many of you out there are writers,
some with published books and
some with works in progress (WIPs)

Since November is National Novel Writing Month,
here's a tribute to all you hardworking
and creative authors.

Wishing you every success!



Of course, writing books is not an easy job.
It is a long and difficult process.


Well, it's difficult for some writers
but not for others, HRH says.


Unlike cats, however, many human writers
can be plagued by the awful experience
of short-term or long-term writer's block!




Even worse than coping with writer's block, though,
is dealing with those picky assholes, editors!



However, despite all these
obstacles and annoyances,
don't despair!

Keep on writing!


38 comments:

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahahaha, i love the amazon review one.

Val Ewing said...

Love it.

Moving with Mitchell said...

These are, as usual, so funny. You always surprise me with ones I’ve never seen.

Frank said...

Funny and true!!!! Did I use too many exclamation points? I've had a WIP for the last 7 years...and one critique brought me to a complete stand still. The critique was valid, but I've not figured out a way to "fix" the problem...I've turned to cooking instead. I make a superb focaccia!!!!

Jamie Ghione said...

I just got another rejection by email about two weeks ago.

Mistress Maddie said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That Dickens meme had me roaring.

Lady M said...

I love Taika - if I could have dinner with any celebrity, he would be my choice. I have a brief 6 month period in which I tried to write.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Lady M -- Yeah, he's so fresh and talented, isn't he!

Travel said...

Everyone has a story, tell us your story, now tell me more, and then what happened, how did that feel.

I just finished The Headland, Kindle Edition by Neil Theasby aka Yorkshire Pudding https://beefgravy.blogspot.com/

It is a well told story.

Boud said...

The map of the writers' block is, oh, it just is!!

Kirk said...

I'd opt for that kind of writer's block.

Then again, maybe not. I'd be sued for plagiarism.

LL Cool Joe said...

That first Amazon review cracked me up. I could spend all evening reading Amazon reviews. Often more entertaining than the item they are reviewing.

Bob said...

Writer's Block indeed!

Dunstan Skinner said...

This was a lovely entry. The one with the dog overusing the exclamation point had me cracking up. Thank you.

Mike said...

Edgar Allan Typoe is me.

roentare said...

Thanks for this wonderful post. I am enjoying a lot of different novels lately. I do wonder about the same thing.

Tundra Bunny said...

Like artwork, my writing attempts look better in my head!

Marie Smith said...

Life would be so boring without writers!

yellowdoggranny said...

like the author talking about writing.hahah

Richard said...

Writers, please keep writing! Who else will do it? If you have something to say, say it. Do not let your hearts be troubled.

River said...

Love the Amazon review and the Writer's Block.
I have a block on several pieces that I've started and probably will never finish.

Bracken Crafts- 100 garments said...

I find time is my biggest problem not writers block. I so far at least still do a fulltime regular job and that means I simply do not have time to actually do much writing. I tend to write during work sometimes as well I must admit and I will send myself an email with whatever comes to mind - sometimes a whole lunch hour of writing so it takes me days to collate this and if I leave it a few months the WIP is just a muddle. I also do not write things in sequence so will write the middle or ending before the start of a novel. In fact I have been struggling for a good start for a few years now. The current and most likely to get published WIP began with a bit of writing back in 2017. The start though still eludes me despite I am actually writinga sequel. Somthing I really must deal with soon. Its much easier to write something like a recipe book - I have two published so far but recipes for natural beauty products not novels. Novels are easier because you can let your story just run and see where it takes you but also much more difficult because it needs to work if its going to sell.

Liz Hinds said...

Thank you. I especially like the guy in the middle with writer's block.

pam nash said...

The "me when I started; me when I finished" ---- that's me except, I'm not actually finished yet.

baili said...

They are all superb!!!
Ironic, funny and true at the same time

Guillaume said...

I barely wrote anything this month. Shame on me.

Guillaume said...

Must have read three lines of a Christmas crime fiction story this month. About yule logs. Don't ask.

Onevikinggirl said...

I pour a story out onto paper and then whittle away at the block of words and only the last part I call writing.
Which needs ime, undisturbed time. Anybody got some?

Quinley said...

I'm doing NaNoWriMo this November, so I really enjoyed this post. :) I like the Writer's Block one. :D
-Quinley

Martha said...

Trixie has it figured out. Be like Trixie!

And the Edgar Allan Typo...BAHAHAHAHA

Ur-spo said...

I like to think of myself as a writer.

Adam said...

I'm going to sound like Debbie Downer but I really need to vent.

The amateur writing community is often its own worst enemy.

The few times I have read the work of self published books by people I knew, they were absolute and complete garbage. I don't care about perfect grammar and spelling, those won't ruin a story for me. But there are a lot of people writing that shouldn't and it ruins the reputation of those who can't get an agent but should be writing.

General rule of thumb, an author should write because they have an amazing idea they need out of their head
Not because they want to make money or add another book to the collection

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Adam -- I think everyone should be encouraged to express themselves creatively. We don't all have to be Shakespeare before being allowed to do so. There's room for everybody in the arts!

Busy Bee Suz said...

This is great. I admire all the writers out there....I'm like the cat who fell asleep on her laptop. :)

peppylady (Dora) said...

Great post and thanks for the chuckle.
Coffee is on and stay safe

The Happy Whisk said...

I'm a writer and I laughed. I loved the looks into the camera and the cat finishing her novel is one night.

Delightful!

Anonymous said...

Well, you know why I haven't been commenting much!
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Fundy Blue said...

OMG ~ I love these! Especially the exclamation point one!