Wednesday, 16 August 2023

Poets, Love 'Em or Hate 'Em




This coming Friday, August 18th, is once again

NATIONAL BAD POETRY DAY

Let the versification begin!










Okay, that's enough bad poetry!

I must include at least ONE good poem!


47 comments:

Mike said...

"never read the poetry of either man"
That would be me. Except I wouldn't think it would be worth fighting about.

Travel said...

Made me laugh out loud, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Mistress Maddie said...

Unfortunately I don't know about my poems.. I've always been better at say dirty sea shanties.

Val Ewing said...

OMG too funny!

I have an outhouse poem that I have written on the door of our old outhouse!

:)
A Haiku about being an adult....best one!

Bob said...

All so good and then I got to that last one: WINNER!

Busy Bee Suz said...

These are hilarious. Baptize me in Hot Dog Water! 😜

Old Lurker said...

I liked the Christmas tree one!

The reason Kurt 'forgot the man's name' is because as far as I can tell the story is apocryphal. Nobody remembers the man's name. There was a book Notes on Duels and Dueling from 1859 that repeats Kurt's anecdote. Naturally, there is a Reddit thread, and I have confirmed that the quotation in question is on page 35 of the Google scan. The Reddit thread suggests this misinformation was used for anti-duelling propaganda, the way most wars feature stories about The Bad Guys throwing newborn babies out of their incubators.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- Once again, your research abilities astonish me! As far as I'm concerned, this anecdote falls into the category of "if it's not true, it SHOULD be!"

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

OMG too funny!
Three things: the pine tree, the dude and the grass and that kitty!!!


XOXO

Boud said...

The Christmas tree is by Brian Bilston, I think. Credit where it's due. And the iambic pentameter is brilliant!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

these are all so funny!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Boud -- Thanks for that info! I should probably apologize to Brian Bilston for including his poem in a "bad poetry" collection but then again, Shakespeare's included too, so how bad can it be?

Lady M said...

Love Nicky Flower dream poem - baptized in hot dog water - brilliant.

Frank said...

That was painful.

Marcia LaRue said...

The very last one truly fits the moment, however, as poetry goes ... They are all great!

Moving with Mitchell said...

So funny. I hope the story about “never reading the poetry of either man” is true. Excellent haikus!

Marie Smith said...

The Trump one is my favourite.

Leanna said...

The haiku for trump is priceless.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

i am a cat
i'm not a rat
don't say i'm fat
and that is that

the dood abidez

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Gidget Blue Sky -- Pure poetic genius!

angela said...

Lots of giggles and I really needed them today
Thank you

DB Stewart said...

I second that Trump poem!

roentare said...

I suck at poetry in high school. I feel amused reading the memes

Joanne Noragon said...

That Trump gets a Pulitzer (unless he's hijacked that, too),

Richard said...

Funny. Apartment for Rent. No Poets. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for the landlord.

Tundra Bunny said...

Is it National Bad Poetry Day already? Time to pay homage again to my favourite dead nemesis, HRH....

Gloriana Faux Paw

There once was a cat not royal
Who demanded we all be loyal.
She schemed and she screamed,
"I should be Queen!"
But she'll end up lanced like a boil.

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Tundra Bunny -- Two can play at this game!

There once was a glib arctic hare,
Whose wit was just barely there.
She tried to insult,
But I run the cult,
So there's kool-aid for you all to share!

I would have done a better poem but it's past my bedtime.

Tundra Bunny said...

@ HRH -- your hide is definitely getting thinner as you decompose, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kirk said...

Some of those poems are just too clever and too funny to be bad.

River said...

I like the Christmas Tree one and the Shakespeare's summer's day.

BootsandBraids said...

I recognize that haiku, LOL. Who to blame for "poets" instead of "pets" ... the landlady who made the error or newspaper for not proofreading? The Christmas Tree is genius.

Liz Hinds said...

Lots of great ones as usual. Love the adult haiku.
I'm guessing someone had their heart broken by a poet.

e said...

Some of these made me truly LoL! And they weren't all 'bad' poetry. Humour and doggerel have their place in the poetry canon. We can't all be high-minded aesthetes.

This N That said...

Love the pine tree and Shakespeare..good ones...not really in to poetry..I guess you have proven that there is bad poetry out there albeit funny!!

yellowdoggranny said...

baptize me in hot dog water cracked me up.

Pixie said...

My favorite? The last one. Here's hoping he gets his comeuppance.

Mr. Shife said...

I was a fan of all the bad poetry, especially the one with The Dude because he is one of my favorites. Thanks for the laughs, Debra.

Gigi said...

"never read the poetry of either" slayed me! Thanks for sharing.

Guillaume said...

french poetry is so full of rules, I never bothered writing it.

Pixie said...

Thanks for the idea, I'll try the Sheriffs Office.

Adam said...

I'm definitely not a big fan of poems, to me they're like modern art

Jenn said...

HAHAHA!! The haiku about being an adult is spot on.

Fundy Blue said...

These are so much fun, Debra! I can certainly remember Dante, but I can't recall Ariosto. So Dante must have been the best (Because I know everything - not! Love the Haiku for Trump!

baili said...

All are good dear Debra made me smile
I feel good about that I could read some good poetry during school days.
I am grateful that I had access to the school library. Only I knew what this place was meant to me back then.
Hugs

Bea said...

Big LOL for the Trump haiku.

When I was a youth, I really dug Brautigan. Haven't much connected with loads of a other poets, to be honest.

Sassybear said...

All cute for sure, but that last one is a keeper!

The Blog Fodder said...

My Limericks are NSFW