Wednesday, 8 November 2023

Smut, You Say? SMUT?? On MY Blog???











30 comments:

Tasker Dunham said...

Oh dear! There is a place near Dundee I cannot drive past without misreading it - Longforgan.

Pixie said...

Love these!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

LMAOOOOOO

Oh, I love this! Especially the one that gets worse... and worse... and worse...

Also, I giggle every time I pass a Kum and Go. I swear.
I wonder if they sell t-shirts, though...

XOXO

Bob said...

As a man I will say measuring by dicks is never accurate.

Mistress Maddie said...

Where is this Cum Park Plaza and should I schedule a visit?

Marie Smith said...

The metric one…I laughed out loud and almost chocked on my coffee. Thank you for these.

Marcia LaRue said...

As usual ... You certainly outdo yourself!

Janie Junebug said...

You can always draw me in with some smut.

Love,
Janie

Kirk said...

These got me through the morning, and I expect the rest of the day as well.

Travel said...

Thanks, we needed that.

Boud said...

Hyacinth would faint dead away and need to be fanned by Sheridan at the Worse and Worse!

Moving with Mitchell said...

LOL. I had heard of CUM Park Plaza. It's real. But the list of stores here is some clever creative license. And, yes, your memes DO get me through the day.

bobbie said...

I admit ~ your inappropriate memes make my week!

Leanna said...

I thought that was ET being muzzled. My mind is working overtime today.

roentare said...

I am laughing out loud at home

G. B. Miller said...

For the longest time, I had a souvenir of some Brazilian toilet paper called "AS" (there was an accent mark above the letter 'a') so it was pronounced exactly for the body part used.

The memes overall are quite funny, and quite banned on ye olden FB, sadly.

Mr. Shife said...

I do think inappropriate is my middle name so I loved them all. Thank you, Debra.

Mike said...

If I went to Cum Park Plaza I may never come back.

Rosemary said...

What a surprise to see Hyacinth Bucket on your blog.

angela said...

It’s official
My mind is in the gutter lol
I too blame the internet

John M said...

Another nice collection, thanks.

Tundra Bunny said...

Jeebus, all that's missing from Cum Park Plaza is a mattress store! Thanks for the snorts...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Rosemary -- Oh, Hyacinth is an old buddy of mine. My parents adored, simply ADORED, her TV show "Keeping Up Appearances."

Ur-spo said...

I am shocked and appalled where did you get these smutty things I wonder? Manitoba maybe

Joanne Noragon said...

Americans will use anything but the metric system...Great one.

Anonymous said...

Call me juvenile but I laughed at them all!
Cheers,
E

Liz Hinds said...

That carpet one is very clever. When Zac's opened a charity shop for men I wanted to call it the Man Hole.

Ol'Buzzard said...

I have a horn made out of a cow horn. You could call it a horney horn. I would love to jump up on the bed and blow it when my wife and I get together, but she wouldn't appreciate my horney horn humor.
the Ol'Buzzard

Guillaume said...

Sometimes toilet humour is the best humour.

The Blog Fodder said...

Granny wolf cracked me up. The Cum Park sign forgot Mike Hunt Whistles.