Dracula's busy these days trying to update his image
in order to lure a younger generation of victims . . .
And, of course, other species now
want to get in on the act too . . .
And a wooden stake through the heart?
How passé!
Everyone today is using
Vampire Slayer Pistols
with wooden bullets.
This calembour atroce is for YOU, Guillaume!
13 comments:
Awwwww kitty vampires. There are people in my life I’d happily give them a kitten or two lol
Great, now you're murdering words in French AND English to feed your pun addiction...
The Tom Cruise one always makes me smile; truth, you know.
And I love the wooden bullet gun!!
I bet Canada wouldn't let me cross the border with the vampire gun! I find the last one very punny.
Too funny! My favorite is the cat vampire and Tom Cruise:)
The kitty vampires are the only ones I like!
"I want to drink your milk!"
Cat vampires seem to be everywhere these days
Hi Debra, Always love to see pictures of Grandpa, and that is one of the best, but that slogan Straight Outta Transylvania could have been more clever, unless that is some current expression that I have not heard of.
--Jim
...you sure are in the spirit!
Kitty vampires should be more feared then the human counterparts. Trust me! Cat people vampires!!!!!
You are ready for Halloween!
👏👏 Outstanding collection! My fave is a vampire has to be invited in, but a cat vampire is an even bigger pain in the neck because the little sucker wants right back out!! 🙀🤣
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