See how my mind works...The NPR Car Talk Show always ended with a long list of comical credits, among them the LEGAL TEAM of "Dewey, Chetum, and Howe." The show was a mixture of sound car advice and comedy. https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk
I knew there'd be a cat copping a plea somewhere in there! So all my life decisions have led to sitting on the sofa drinking coffee. Pretty much what I was doing way back on another continent. Hm.
Hi Debra, Lawyers always get the short end of the stick. Foonberg's famous gratitude curve sheds light on this: https://lawfirmambition.co.uk/sites/lawfirmambition.co.uk/files/foonbergs_curve_bigger.png --Jim p.s. I just made a batch of gumbo that turned out great--I bet the devil would have loved it!
I love them all. My brother is a retired attorney but he could never go to court and defend a criminal. He did research and wrote papers. He was a good attorney. Retired now. Do not regret past mistakes....yeah....
Whenever a teacher said, "One more sound and the whole class has to stay after", I always assumed that was her way of making that kid who did make that sound a target of retaliation, which in my experience, never happened.
Codex: A young man works for his father's law firm. He reviews some of the cases. He notices one and says to his father. Dad this has been taking a decade, I know how we can finish it quickly for this client. His dad looks up at the sky:"God, what have I done wrong?!"
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One more: Don't get caught
the Ol'Buzzard
...there are TOO MANY lawyers trying to earn a living!
See how my mind works...The NPR Car Talk Show always ended with a long list of comical credits, among them the LEGAL TEAM of "Dewey, Chetum, and Howe." The show was a mixture of sound car advice and comedy. https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk
The child knowing the Geneva Convention is priceless!
I knew there'd be a cat copping a plea somewhere in there! So all my life decisions have led to sitting on the sofa drinking coffee. Pretty much what I was doing way back on another continent. Hm.
too funny:)
I would start planning for lots of education for the youngster who submitted that feedback to a teacher. Bravo!
🍦 Ice cream?! Are you kidding me?! Buy that girl a pony!! 🐎🤠
Good ones! Stealing those last two!
Hahahaha
Oh, yes. yes. Lawyers. And the one about the soup???
I'm still thinking about it! LOL
XOXO
Good ones as always. Definitely reward for that child!
Hi Debra, Lawyers always get the short end of the stick. Foonberg's famous gratitude curve sheds light on this:
https://lawfirmambition.co.uk/sites/lawfirmambition.co.uk/files/foonbergs_curve_bigger.png
--Jim
p.s. I just made a batch of gumbo that turned out great--I bet the devil would have loved it!
@ Parnassus (Jim) -- Oh yes, LOL, that is the trajectory of every legal case! And enjoy that gumbo!
Wet flour on dry flour ... never thought of it that way, but will henceforth, LOL.
A most excellent collection of lawyer jokes! I laughed at every one. Nobody gets as much joy from lawyer jokes as a well-adjusted (retired) lawyer.
Oh my goodness, those are great.
I love them all.
My brother is a retired attorney but he could never go to court and defend a criminal. He did research and wrote papers.
He was a good attorney. Retired now.
Do not regret past mistakes....yeah....
Loved the Geneva convention one..She deserves more than ice cream!!
Just observe the laws
"Come back with a warrant". I'm going to have to remember that.
Thanks for all the free advice :-)
Love the one with Kermit.
Pretty good.
That Geneva Convention one is great!
Whenever a teacher said, "One more sound and the whole class has to stay after", I always assumed that was her way of making that kid who did make that sound a target of retaliation, which in my experience, never happened.
I’d sell my soup!
The one about the kid in school - priceless!
"Come back with a warrant."
Priceless.
Codex: A young man works for his father's law firm. He reviews some of the cases. He notices one and says to his father. Dad this has been taking a decade, I know how we can finish it quickly for this client.
His dad looks up at the sky:"God, what have I done wrong?!"
I needed a giggle (or 13), so thank you. Also, I'm totally sure the cat did it. The dog told me.
The human spraying themselves. Funny!
I love the burning evidence!
OMG these are hilarious.
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