Oh, my innocent eyes! I thought I was going to get some pithy remarks on Cheney or Nixon or even Martin. Little did I know that you were actually dickin' around! Hilarious stuff as usual, Debra.
I should have purchased Peppermint Flavored Gaviscon, because the label on my bottle of Gaviscon Cool Mint doesn’t indicate a fireman will high fructose porn syrup in my mouth, dammit.
Debra, how could you lower yourself to create such a disgusting post? (Pause) No, seriously, now that you're down to my level of baseless humor, where did you find all these gems? (fighting with a sciatica flare-up for a week but laughing through the pain today, thanks to you)
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I am officially blown away. So to speak.
...are you really sorry?
Fun post!!
Many guys recommend double-bagging for extra safety. These are so funny. Should have chosen the spaniel.
Ohhhh, Black Bags do Matter!
THANKS, I really needed this.
High fructose porn syrup?
How do you top that!
Lmaoooo
XOXO
DEBS!!!!! Who leaked you a photo of my discreet shipments!!!!
And yes...homeowners' insurance does cover such accidents. Huh, so a friend tells me, yes a friend told me.
I saw it.
I saw them all and they slayed!!
Thanks for the laughs this morning:)
Ham Stroker's.... LOL.
Dick jokes just write themselves, don't they?
Oh, my innocent eyes! I thought I was going to get some pithy remarks on Cheney or Nixon or even Martin. Little did I know that you were actually dickin' around! Hilarious stuff as usual, Debra.
I should have purchased Peppermint Flavored Gaviscon, because the label on my bottle of Gaviscon Cool Mint doesn’t indicate a fireman will high fructose porn syrup in my mouth, dammit.
Debra, how could you lower yourself to create such a disgusting post?
(Pause)
No, seriously, now that you're down to my level of baseless humor, where did you find all these gems?
(fighting with a sciatica flare-up for a week but laughing through the pain today, thanks to you)
Oh ,my!
Even having no use for them, these were funny!
;-)
I really had to mull over some of these, ha.
Oh, that ketchup! I see Trumpenfuhrer's gold dick statue is on it's way to the Big Beautiful Ballroom too.
That last one: That’s where the idea of double-bagging comes from.
I am heading out immediately to get some Gaviscon!!!
I'm cracking up. Only you could get away with these memes. Too funny for sure.
Ha ha ha. These made me smile.
Those were too funny. My brother is a retired firefighter so I'm sending that one to him. LOL
The one with the homeowner's insurance: looks like the making of a glory hole.
I like the discreet packaging.
Discreet packaging, ha ha.
what a fun post! Have joyful day, Debra x
believe it or not (at heart) i am not adult but ten years old :)
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