Hello everyone -- Debra She Who Seeks here. Yes, I'm
finally back! So now, as the post title suggests, just a bit of housekeeping to take care of and then we'll return to regularly-scheduled programming in the days to come.
1. Extorted Tokens of Appreciation
First of all, many thanks to my dearly departed cat, Her Royal Highness, for rather
unexpectedly fulfilling her promise to write 3 guest blog posts during my absence. I didn't think she'd actually do it, but she surprised me. As payment for her industriousness, she demanded that I give her a beautiful new diamond tiara
and an expensive gemstone necklace. She
does love to keep up with those
other Royals, you know. On
my dime, of course.
2. Apology
Secondly, I must
sincerely apologize to readers for the rude, crude, abusive and foul-mouthed posts which HRH produced in my absence. She has
absolutely no filters, morals, tact or anything else to act as a check on her unbridled opinions. I'm deeply sorry if any of you were offended.
3. Legal Disclaimer
And thirdly, on the advice of legal counsel, I am obliged to state the following. Do
not, under
any circumstances, follow
any of the advice or directions published in HRH's
inspirational quotations post. Any actions undertaken or not undertaken as a result of anything whatsoever contained in that post are
at your own personal risk. No liability for damages attaches to this blog or to blog management. So do not bother suing me.
Moreover, despite HRH having
substantial assets like that new diamond tiara and gemstone necklace which could easily be used to pay damages, she says not to bother suing
her either. Now that she's over the Rainbow Bridge again, she is beyond the reach of
any court. Accordingly, here is HRH's
final word on the subject: