Monday, 12 April 2021

HRH's New Career


Hello to all my ardent fans, admirers 
and soon-to-be fee-paying clients!

It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat, 
with an exciting announcement!

I have decided to offer my boundless
knowledge and unmatched experience 
to benefit the world by becoming a . . . 

LIFE COACH!

After all, how hard can it be?



Here's a small sampling
of the type of excellent advice
you can receive only from me --







So sign up for my 
life coaching services 
TODAY!

You won't regret it!


Friday, 9 April 2021

Do You Know What Day It Is Today?


Don't be sad, little girl!
Time to cheer up, because today is . . . 


Who knew such a date existed?
But it does, and today's the day!

How can people say unicorns aren't real?


If unicorns aren't real, then who is 
snow-blowing this driveway?



Everyone loves unicorns, 
and quite rightly so.



Try to marry one, if you can!


Or become one yourself!


It will always be an improvement!



So don't let the pandemic get you down --


We will soon be having 
unicorn parties again!




See you there!

Tuesday, 6 April 2021

Behaving Badly in Public








I know at least a FEW of you out there
will take this as a personal challenge, LOL!

Sunday, 4 April 2021

Easter Bunnies Galore!


Happy Easter, everyone!

Let's celebrate with some adorable 
bunny cakes and tea, shall we?




Or perhaps a nice cold beer
if that's more to your taste?


But don't be fooled by 
all this cuteness.

Bunnies have their 
issues and problems too
just like all of us.



But they still remain upbeat!


A fine example to us all.

And oh yeah, before I forget to tell you --


And until the next time 
it's Rabbit Week,
keep the faith!


Thursday, 1 April 2021

It's April Fools Day!


And my April Fools joke is that 
I don't have ANY April Fools memes!

Nope, what I've got for you INSTEAD
are some sick 'n twisted PUNS! 

You heard me, PUNS!