Thursday, 1 April 2021

It's April Fools Day!


And my April Fools joke is that 
I don't have ANY April Fools memes!

Nope, what I've got for you INSTEAD
are some sick 'n twisted PUNS! 

You heard me, PUNS!
















39 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
Happy April Fool's day!
OMG I laughed so hard. I should steal some of these to send to my friends.
Oh, my sides.

XOXO

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh, these are so bad they're good, which is exactly how it works. We have a friend we're seeing tonight for dinner. He's going to love these! Our other friend, his wife, is Spanish and won't understand them. (And I'll probably have to explain them to SG... who is South Dakotan.)

Guillaume said...

Blood for Baal! Blood for Baal!

Travel said...

Ohhh!

Martha said...

LOL! Who comes up with this stuff?!

Frank said...

Not sure why, but my focus this morning was on Jason and Strobbery.

Frank said...

P.S. Happy April Fool's Day.

Suz said...

Karmadillo.
Substitooth.
Momoa.
PURE GOLD!

Cynthia said...

What Suz said, except I don't get "Mamoa." Oops. Now I do.

Bob said...

As I scrolled, I said:
This is my favorite.
No, this one!
Oh no, this one!!
This one
This one
This one
Thanks for the giggles!

anne marie in philly said...

the rings on saturn got both of us snorting! happy april, debra & rare one!

Mistress Maddie said...

Why I ougtha........one of these days Debs. one of these days. I should take off my rubber glove and snap it at ya.



bobbie said...

Grooooooan!!! But I've got a huge smile on my face! Thanks for the giggles!

Marcia LaRue said...

All groaners!!! Such good groaners, though!!! Oh, yes ... thanks for the laughs, too!

e said...

Those were funny! I love puns, such simple and uncomplicated humor. Thanks for the lolz!!!

Rain said...

I totally needed those laughs Debra....oh my god, Jason's Momoa, I swear I howled out loud...all the pets woke up and looked at me like I screamed bloody murder lol....

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Great ones. Hope you had a good morning.

Bea said...

'Nutguts'...ugh. I knew someone who would say 'from the gecko' when she meant to say 'from the get go'. The memory of that makes me smile.

Folk my age are now able to obtain the vaccine as of April 1. I've checked online and no facility has appointments available. April Fool am I!

Parnassus said...

That poor dog!

Tundra Bunny said...

What crime have I ever committed to deserve such punishment?

However, the Karmadillo, murder of crows and substitooths did elicit from me some hearty laughs, so I forgive you.... THIS TIME.

Mike said...

Lots of great ones. I was glad to see the pun on the pun 'pun in, ten dead'. I can't even guess how many times I've seen the original.

I'm going to remember ass biscuits.

DVArtist said...

Ohhh these are great. Have a nice day today.

Leanna said...

Oh so bad! Why do you torture us like this? Why?!?

brewella deville said...

Pun day, fun day.

Joanne Noragon said...

Pure bread. I confess I did not get it for a bit.

Kirk said...

A happy belated April's Fool Day. I laughed out loud at the one with the crows.

Polly said...

ooohh, groan, groan, groan, so bad but soooo funny, I'm still giggling as I write, and will go back to read them again. Put a ring on it is my earworm for the day! :-)

Linda said...

Debra, I'm crying!!! Momoa hahahaaaaaaa, they're all sooo bad, but so good! I can't stop laughing!

Elsie Amata said...

Nailed it!!! Every one of these made me giggle.

This N That said...

You have a few groaners in there...fun post
Have a wonderful Easter weekend..Hoping it will warm up here a bit...

Magaly Guerrero said...

Hysterical! And much more enjoyable than April Fools joke. The Yoda one and the last one had me rolling!

Rommy said...

LOL, I need to remember to show my husband and son these, because they love terrible puns.

LL Cool Joe said...

Oh no all I can do is groan. Happy Easter to you!

baili said...

haha :( haha

blessings!

Liz Hinds said...

I love so many of those! But the armadillo one made me laugh out loud.

Magic Love Crow said...

What am I going to do with you Debra? LOL! I love these, especially the crow one! LOL! Big Hugs!

Fundy Blue said...

GROAN!

Richard said...

Ha! Those were funny thanks.

JACKIESUE said...

It's been April Fools since March of last year.