Monday, 12 April 2021

HRH's New Career


Hello to all my ardent fans, admirers 
and soon-to-be fee-paying clients!

It is I, Her Royal Highness the Cat
with an exciting announcement!

I have decided to offer my boundless
knowledge and unmatched experience 
to benefit the world by becoming a . . . 

LIFE COACH!

After all, how hard can it be?



Here's a small sampling
of the type of excellent advice
you can receive only from me --







So sign up for my 
life coaching services 
TODAY!

You won't regret it!


48 comments:

Bob said...

Sound advice, all.


I say that in case HRH finds out where I live ....

Marie Smith said...

Great advice! Lol.

^.^ said...

Thanks for today's post, friend D :) Awesomeness as always :) I hope, you and your loved ones are still happy and healthy :) Sending love from this cat and her cat Theo Thunderbutt :)

Martha said...

Where do I sign up lol!

Frank said...

I was once an unemployed psych major but never a life coach. It wasn't an option back then and if truth be told, I just don't have the chutzpah for it.

anne marie in philly said...

so, was HRH a psyche major?

Mistress Maddie said...

Life coach? I have the feeling some of this advice will go over like a fart in church.

Parnassus said...

Hi Debra, The endangered plants one was my favorite today, although the competition was somewhat fierce!
--Jim

Moving with Mitchell said...

I'm glad we've had cats in our lives. All bodies in all our past gardens are buried under endangered plants. I never would have thought of that. Life advice photo is totally creepy and totally perfect... as is the life coach meme (sorry, life coaches).

Leanna said...

These are so good I'm going to steal a few. Please don't send the guard dogs after me.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ anne marie in philly -- No, HRH was a psycho major.

Her Royal Highness said...

I RESENT THAT!

Linda said...

Here's me.......grinning ear to ear!

Tundra Bunny said...

HRH as a Life Coach? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I stand ready with carving forks in hand...

Rain said...

Funny Debra...I love the fork one and I can totally see myself doing that!! :)

Old Lurker said...

Oh look. HRH is all bright and bushy-tailed to announce her new career with nary a word about Prince Philip? I suppose his death was beneath the notice of Her Imperiousness? She and the Queen might not get along but family is family (especially that particular family).

As for educational credentials: no doubt after flouncing her way through some hoity-toity finishing school for young mollies, she partied and catnipped her way to a degree at some prestigious institution that couldn't afford to fail her.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

You're so wise, you make me laugh uproariously, HRH. I went through a lot to get my license to practice therapy. Life coaches are indeed, unemployed psych majors that charge more than me for their fake wisdom. I'm digging up my credit card number. Will send copies of front and back pronto. You deserve some good cheer.

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Old Lurker -- Oh you CRUEL human, I am SO CRUSHED by HEART-WRENCHING GRIEF over dear Philip's passing, I am BARELY functioning. He and I shared such a special, SPECIAL bond. It was YET ANOTHER REASON why Cousin Betty HATES me so. But yes, I am a ROYAL too and know how to deal with life with a STIFF UPPER LIP, betraying NO emotion or pain, unlike YOU COMMONERS.

You are, however, absolutely correct about my education. But what's your point? (*confused eyelash batting*)

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Rawknrobyn -- Please send copies of ALL your credit cards, dear, in case any get declined. We can't be TOO careful, you know.

bobbie said...

All great, but I particularly like the one about the fork!! TFS

Mike said...

Sorry, but jiggling the arm fat would require me to get too close and cut down on my escape routes.

Hena Tayeb said...

That one about the search dogs is brilliant.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahahaha
The kitty with the hands! The kitty with the hands!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

XOXO

Ol'Buzzard said...

This is exciting news. I have tried to talk to my cats about problems in my life, and is all they say is "I don't care."
the Ol'Buzzard

Travel said...

Makes more sense than most of the speaker experts on TV,

Joanne Noragon said...

OMCG, I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks. I will stuff my pockets with cheddar the next time the tornado sirens sound.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Great advice, mostly about tell wife I have spoken.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Kirk said...

The cat with the hands. Photoshopped? Or did someone place a pair of doll hands in front of the cat? Either way it perfectly fits.

Polly said...

Sign me up HRH, that cheese tip could save my life, and the one about how to bury the bodies - priceless !! :-)

Linda said...

I bet there soon will be a waiting list of years, because who doesn't want such sound advice? The fork one in particular, very clever!

Cynthia said...

When I was about 7, I got a doll with "magic skin" for Christmas. The skin on that doll gave me the willies and I never warmed up to her. Now, today, I see this photo of a cat wearing the hands from my magic-skin doll. I have the willies again and expect to have them ALL DAY LONG!!

e said...

Wow! Pro tips, indeed! If this is just a sample, then sign me up! Can I pay with my government stimulus money???

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Cynthia -- I apologize to you on HRH's behalf for your case of the willies, since HRH herself never admits to any error, fault or blame.

Her Royal Highness said...

@ e -- Any and all legal tender is welcome and accepted.

This N That said...

I just love HRH..Such a smart Puss!!! Enjoy your day..

Adam said...

Good memes

Susan said...

Thank you, Deb and HRH, for the much-needed laughs!

Janie Junebug said...

Thank you, Your Highness. I shall worship thee all my days.

Love,
Janie, who goes into a deep curtsy

LL Cool Joe said...

At the moment I'd take advice from anyone.

Rommy said...

I do not know why the cannibal one had me rolling especially, but it did. :D

Suz said...

You know, she has a lot of good advice. I'm heading to the store for weiners and cheese slices.

Guillaume said...

Not so sure about the last one.

Ellie-TheForgottenMuse said...

LMAO These are great.

baili said...

thank you for life saving advice dear Cat

i was looking for your wisdom to be explored through such witty posts ,hope you will take me as free of fee student lol

Ur-spo said...

I tried the "I have spoken" approach only once. Oh the horror.

jono said...

I need a life coach like HRH. I just know it would brighten my future!

Magic Love Crow said...

Ok, I am signing up! LOL! Love this post!!! I'm keeping a fork on me at all times now!! LOL! Big Hugs!

Fundy Blue said...

Sign me up, HRH! Now I know what to do with those cheese slices we can't eat!