Monday, 25 February 2013

How to Recognize a Real Unicorn

Unicorns are always happy and fun.


They make perfect role models.


Unicorns are 100% trustworthy. You never need to fear or doubt anything a unicorn says.


But that can't be said of some other creatures. Be very leery of fake unicorns. Certain unscrupulous characters will attempt to pass themselves off as the genuine article.


But a simple test will reveal the truth. Unicorns never have tuna breath.

Be safe out there, my friends.

45 comments:

Yvonne said...

LOL !!!!!!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Hahaha...love this! Yes, unicorns never have tuna breath.

(That cat looks thrilled in that ad...if looks could kill...LOL... I wonder if anyone would buy such a product. And why??)

Francie M said...

Funniest one ever! And so full of information. I will always smell the breath of the unicorns that try to pick me up in their vans from now on. Absolutely.

Laurie said...

such great advice, this very subject has been on my mind!!!!

Elena said...

Loving that crazy, very wise, brain of yours!

Doug Jamieson said...

Serious allegations. Maybe this is something the Canadian senate could look into.

mxtodis123 said...

Love this post. It made my Monday morning.
Mary

A Beer For The Shower said...

You jest, but that unicorn horn for cats is only $9 on Amazon.com and has pretty solid 4 star reviews from people who apparently hate their cat.

Anne said...

Hahahaha-brilliant! That unicorn in the van, I think I dated him in the summer of '76!

Jim said...

Thanks for this Debra! I'll be looking over my shoulder from now on! You never know!!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

grumpy cat does not like his horn!

Snap said...

LOL! "Cats love it" .... yeah, right, sure, NOT!

Fun!

Adam said...

lol at the cat's face

Workingdan said...

And here I always thought unicorns were a myth!

Fundy Blue said...

Hee hee, Martha! This post made me smile, especially watching the unicorn jump over the rainbow! I was thinking of you and "The Life of Pi" while watching the Academy Awards last night. The movie looks wonderful! Have a good day.

Cheryl said...

Thank God for you. Been awhile since I've read a great unicorn post.

Cheryl said...

That cat looks like its plotting to kill it's owner. I question the validity of the "Cats Love It" claim.

Leeanna Henderson said...

OMG!!! A Unicorn horn for cats?? Seriously?? Where did you find that?
AHAHahahahaahahahaa!! Great post!

Robin Larkspur said...

Excuse me but that "Unicorn Hat" looks suspiciously like something one would order from an "Adult" (wink wink) catalog!

Linda Wildenstein said...

Thank you for this information...I shall pass it along to any and all who might want to know how to recognize a unicorn...tuna breath huh?

Wendy S. said...

The Unicorn Kitty is just too cute! I've always loved Unicorns and now know why.

Sulky Kitten said...

Hmmm...don't think I'll be trying to transform my little kitty with one of those.

DEZMOND said...

how did they establish that cats love it, I wonder?

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

I will be keeping a special eye out for these today - I know they are out there somewhere....

SUZY8-TRACK said...

Cats Love it!!! Except for that sour faced cat in the ad! Looks like grumpy cat may have some competition!

Melanie said...

I have a cat that I am positive would love an inflatable unicorn horn! Well, I would love to take his picture while he sulks around the house wearing it!!

Jeanne said...

So much good advice! I shall take heed. :0)

mrsduncanmahogany said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'd like 4 please. I can only imagine the faces around here when trying to attach said horn. Oh dear.

Fundy Blue said...

Hi Debra! Sorry about calling you Martha! Unicorns and cats just zapped my brain right to her! Every time I look at that jumping unicorn I smile. I hope that you are enjoying a nice evening!

Laeli said...

Yeah, that cat looks like he's really loving that horn,lol

My neighbour/daughter kid has an imaginary unicorn pet named Twilight Sparkle Muffin. I love that silly kid!

Chung said...

I don't think my cat would like that horn on her head, FOR SHE'S A TRUE CAT.

Magic Love Crow said...

Uni-cat?? LOL! I love this entire post! Thanks for always putting a smile on my face ;o)

Riot Kitty said...

That literally made me laugh out loud! And yeah, the breath test is an unfortunate one.

What does unicorn breath smell like though? Rainbows?

Em said...

I just realized I'm a unicorn. Holy crap!

Birdie said...

I am glad Robin said it because I was thinking it.

I love the unicorn jumping over the rainbow. I just watched it for longer than I care to admit.

Hindustanka said...

Haha, my cat would never make a unicorn too! :) thanks for such a cheerful post, Debra :)

Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous said...

Yes, one should always be a unicorn if one can ... unless, of course one has the opportunity to become a panda. Pandas are adorable.

greekwitch said...

So to test if a unicorn is real you have to smell its breath? Hard task!!

G. B. Miller said...

A unicorn will never steer you wrong....at least, not without a good reason. :D

Elsie Amata said...

My unicorn's breath always smells like lemons

Southpaw said...

That kitty looks a bit displeased with the horn.

CraveCute said...

LOL! Oh God.... Cats Love It... really?

laughingwolf said...

true dat...

all MY ca... uh, unicorns, preferred SALMON ;) lmfao

Guillaume said...

Unicorns are cool, but I prefer cats.

JACKIESUE said...

dexter says 'fat chance'