Crusty is so ebil, and always has been. I see you've joined liberal media in manipulating with that Trump really says. He is, inarguably an idiot, but as with so many other cases before, he did not say disinfectant could cure virus, he said that the ultraviolet rays could clean it away like a disinfectant. Every idiot who drunk bleach because of this should blame media, not Trumpie, who is, of course, an idiot, not that previous presidents and your own and my own aren't too.
@ DEZMOND -- Trump suggested "INJECTING" disinfectant and/or UV light. I heard him with my own ears. "Introduce it INTO the body" he said. The media did not make up his inexcusably ignorant idiocy.
So Debs, are you telling me were going to have a little pun today? Well I guess I could gopher it. My best advice is to honeybee yourself and find your porpoise. It's meow or never dear. Dill with it. But you did a fine job, I'd dare say you snailed it honey. Oh for fox sake, would you look at the thyme? Just let it be gnome I did stop in, right on thyme, but since these days, I'm having a bad hare day, I really must be going. I have to hit the garden later... I have peonies envy today. Owl be back, not to worry.
Another public service from She Who Seeks! Thanks for the chuckles, snorts, guffaws and general hilarity, Debra. I laughed at them all! Not sure if that is a sign of my juvenile sense of humor or just the desperation of the times. Cheers!
My favourite ever has to be the report of a football match in which a little-known team Inverness Caledonian Thistle, nicknamed "Caley", beat the great Glasgow Celtic by 3-1. The headline: Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Attricious.
As always, I don't know which one I like best. But "for whom the Tells bowl," "Go for the juggler," and "I can't believe it's not Buddha," are at the top... I think!
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YASSSSSSS on the last one! otherwise, silly fun!
Fun way to start the week. You have to love the Irish honesty, calling a Moron a Moron.
Crusty is so ebil, and always has been.
I see you've joined liberal media in manipulating with that Trump really says. He is, inarguably an idiot, but as with so many other cases before, he did not say disinfectant could cure virus, he said that the ultraviolet rays could clean it away like a disinfectant. Every idiot who drunk bleach because of this should blame media, not Trumpie, who is, of course, an idiot, not that previous presidents and your own and my own aren't too.
@ DEZMOND -- Trump suggested "INJECTING" disinfectant and/or UV light. I heard him with my own ears. "Introduce it INTO the body" he said. The media did not make up his inexcusably ignorant idiocy.
i heard it with my own ears too and i watched it with my own eyes.
A pun a day keeps the monotony away.
All are funny, but I love the Mirror Headline. Someone should put together a collection of funny newspaper headlines. Many are hilarious.
You're SO punny this morning. :)
yes i read about Trumps over confident advise somewhere few days back
this is shame ,he should know what to speak
i so enjoyed the all dear Debra :)
stay healthy and keep sharing your funnies always
You had me at "bend over", Debra. I laughed out loud at all of these, but the awwwww moment was bed pugs.
Thanks for explaining 'many' puns to me, it means alot.
Ha imbleach him - that's my favorite!
I lost it at Conditioner Gordon!
Hello Debra, Artists amaze me. How can they with just a few lines, dots, or in this case coins, so accurately suggest a real object or painting. --Jim
Groooooan!! But I loved them all ~ especially the last one!
So Debs, are you telling me were going to have a little pun today? Well I guess I could gopher it. My best advice is to honeybee yourself and find your porpoise. It's meow or never dear. Dill with it. But you did a fine job, I'd dare say you snailed it honey. Oh for fox sake, would you look at the thyme? Just let it be gnome I did stop in, right on thyme, but since these days, I'm having a bad hare day, I really must be going. I have to hit the garden later... I have peonies envy today. Owl be back, not to worry.
Did you hear the one about the guy who played the triangle in a reggae band? He had to give it up because it became one ting after another.
Oh my. And they let you walk away unscathed. That icecream pun came to mind and I didn't have to scroll down. I'm stealing the pug.
The man in the last meme in included in so many jokes. Wonder why?
Oh my goodness, some of these are literally killin' me! xD
@ Busy Bee Suz and brewella deville -- You have each earned a heartfelt GROAN.
@ Mistress Maddie -- You and I need a PUN SAFE WORD. I can't take all this PUNishment!
@ Leanna -- Hee hee, I stole the bed pugs meme from YOU in the first place, I'm pretty sure!
I FORGOT ABOUT MAY THE 4TH! ARRRGGGHHHHH!
May the fourth bee width ewe Debra!
These were excellent, I love your sense of humour!
Another public service from She Who Seeks! Thanks for the chuckles, snorts, guffaws and general hilarity, Debra. I laughed at them all! Not sure if that is a sign of my juvenile sense of humor or just the desperation of the times.
Cheers!
Clever, clever.
I agree with Krusty about puns. That's why I like this post so much.
Cheers.
The 'Gene Pool' is my favorite. :D
The one I found funny is "I can't believe it's not Buddha." If this were a psychological test, what would that say about me?
My favourite ever has to be the report of a football match in which a little-known team Inverness Caledonian Thistle, nicknamed "Caley", beat the great Glasgow Celtic by 3-1. The headline: Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Attricious.
gene pool... snort snicker....
These are all PUNDERFUL, especially Money Lisa and the bed pugs! Sounds like a crappy rock band, doesn't it?
Thank Jeebus for the Irish media who aren't afraid to call out the orange ass-monky for what he truly is: a moron!
Ha! Imbleach that idiot t!
Also, Money Lisa. Gimme!
XoXo
Cute puns
Ouch.
Bed bugs. And Area Thrify!!!!!
The Buddha one and of course the pugs … LOL LOL … Love, cat.
@ Tundra Bunny -- You have earned a GROAN.
@ Sooo-this-is-me -- You have earned a GROAN too (and clearly Mistress Maddie is a bad influence on you in more ways than one).
@ Tusker Dunham -- Go to your room and don't come out for a week.
… I know this totally off topic, but just have to send this to you … https://www.youtube.com/embed/L7SMT_YoCHw?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0 Love, c.
And this Tiny Tim video is my absolute favourite :) https://www.youtube.com/embed/eT5IGtWmQ-M?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0 Love, c.
Top notch humor.
oh the Buddha one
@ Cat -- That was pure craziness, LOL! Thanks for the link!
@ Cat -- And yes, that second one is even funnier! Smackhead Steve!
As always, I don't know which one I like best. But "for whom the Tells bowl," "Go for the juggler," and "I can't believe it's not Buddha," are at the top... I think!
So many good ones there! That's amore, the tsar, hell's angles.
Fun post. Love the bed pugs...lol
Standing ovation!
Dear me! I now know never to dance with the Tsars! Where do you get all this stuff? 😂
All good, but he'll still get reelected.
I am not ashamed at all to say that my face is hot and there are tears of laughter in my eyes. These were freaking brilliant!
Fabulously funny, Debra! I wish I could imbleach him! Now I going to have Dean Martin and "Amore" stuck in my head ~ LOL!
Imbleach him! HAHAHAHA Thanks for the smile :)
LOL!!! Thanks Deb! LOL !!!!
It looks like I didn't get a lot of your posts for some reason...Playing catchup!! Love the Eel...lots of good ones there..
Those are funny! Thanks i feel better now.
This post was punderful!
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