Tuesday 17 December 2019

Christmas Checklist

✅ Trim the tree.


✅ Get gingerbread ready.



✅ Write letter to Santa.




✅ Watch favourite Christmas specials on TV.




✅ Buy Christmas gifts.




✅ Attend some Christmas parties.




✅ Extend sincere holiday greetings to all.


51 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

You are a joy!!! And a fuck trump to you too!

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

The signs just got better and better! But the last one beat all the rest! I love that sentiment.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
OMG the kitty in the car ready to go shopping!!!

XOXO

Busy Bee Suz said...

So very funny! I loved the batteries....'gift not included'!!
Merry everything to you!!

anne marie in philly said...

the ginger bread house, gift not included, and the last one.

Marie Smith said...

That’s the kind of gingerbread house I can do.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahahaha!

DEZMOND said...

I've never understood why people from the west make fun of socialism, it is the only system that serves the people not the rich few. My old country was socialist (which is why the west destroy it) and we had free schooling university included, free health insurance, free flats from the government, even state summer resorts for low cost and people of three different religions lived in it happily and in peace.

Bob said...

I tried to think which one I loved best, and it's all of them!
Thanks for my morning guffaw!

Frank said...

You've solved my shopping dilemma: batteries for everyone!

pam nash said...

Every one of those - great, great, great. And funny! hahahaha

Dr. Theda said...

an enjoyable post, dear Lady Debra !!

Mistress Maddie said...

When i open up batteries first....it worries me to open the other half up next. You don't what to know what I opens up last time.

Linda said...

AWESOME!

Rosemary said...

Happy Christmas, and if you do have a tree, I hope that it lasts a bit longer than that Ikea` one.

Leanna said...

All wonderful especially the Christmas heroes.

Lady M said...

Ha ha - love your post. Merry Christmas to you and your Rare One.

Jenn said...

I can always count on some good chuckles from your meme posts!!

Mike said...

I used the 'gift not included' meme on facebook. It's a great meme. It's one of those 'why didn't I think of that' memes.

The Ikea tree is perfect.

e said...

Another great post full of holiday hilarity! I'll confess that I'm curious about the backstory on the note from the neighbors...

e said...

Ok, never mind. It's a car muffler under the note. I thought it was a flask at first! LoL!

Sakuranko said...

Yeah definitely I am going to buy my own stuff this year
xx

Bea said...

Yes, he's a ginger bread man, but only out of earshot. ;)

Tundra Bunny said...

Wow, that white cat in the car is soooo me! LOL!... and that little girl in bunny ears -- how the hell did you manage to get the last letter I ever sent to Santa?!

Brian Joseph said...

I love these. The Christmas heroes and the Trump one are the best.

Kelly said...

Glad I came back again - these are hilarious! I love the batteries and the nutcracker, and anything referencing Christmas Vacation is funny.

Rain said...

Fat Judgmental Bastard lol!!! That was the best one!! :)

Old Lurker said...

The Goldwater Rule prevents us from diagnosing people over the Internet, but Charlie Brown as bipolar? I'm not seeing it. He's got dysthymia at best, if not outright depression. Looking forward to kicking a football or flying a kite does not count as a manic episode.

Janie Junebug said...

These are great, Debra. FUCK TRUMP! And yes, I've been naughty and it was so worth it.

Love,
Janie

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- Yes, I agree with your diagnosis, Dr. Lurker. I thought the same thing when I first read this meme. However, alas, one cannot edit memes. You have to take them or leave them "as is." Otherwise, I'd be spending all my time correcting spelling and grammar, quite frankly, LOL!

Doctor Z said...

A Most Merry to you and a Happy New Year!!! *SMOOCH*

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Loved them all but the 'gift not included', the muffler and the nut cracker really did it for me. It took a few seconds to get the nut cracker and then I couldn't stop laughing.

Joanne Noragon said...

Good 'uns, Debra.

Powdered Toast Man said...

That IKEA tree takes about a week to put together.

LL Cool Joe said...

Fat, judgemental bastard. Hahaha.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, Loved them all, perhaps especially the Letters to Santa.
--Jim

JP said...

Made me laugh ✅
JP

Kirk said...

I like the fat judgemental bastard one the best.

I have to take some issue with that "socialist" meme. Santa, the reformed Grinch, the reformed Scrooge, and George Baily are not, strictly speaking, advocating any type of egalitarian government, but rather charity. Here in the USA, people on the Right (of which I am not one) have long advocated private charity as a SUBSTITUTE for government goods and services (when they're not advocating for-profit private ownership as another substitute.) They would have no problem with Scrooge footing the bill for Tiny Tim's operation, just as long as socialized medicine is not involved. I've even seen right-wingers on C Span argue that Jesus didn't expect the government to help the poor. Again, I don't agree with these views, and wish the USA was more like Canada when it comes to social programs. For what it's worth, Dr. Seuss and Charles Dickens were left of center in their politics, I just don't think their Christmas stories are the best arguments for their left-of-center politics. I know I'm making too much of a simple joke, but the right-wingers wouldn't have the power that they have in the United States if they all acted like the unreformed Scrooge and unreformed Grinch. Even Donald Trump criticizes the rich, and he's hardly George Bailey, much less Jesus.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Kirk -- Yes, you're absolutely right about the profound difference between private charity/philanthropy and socialism. As Ruthie Wilson Gilmore wrote, "Philanthropy is the private allocation of stolen social wages." Thanks for your perceptive comment!

Susan said...

OMG, I chortled through the lot of them! You find the BEST memes!

This N That said...

love the underdressed....Take care of your liver and enjoy your holidays!!! HoHoHo..

Liz Hinds said...

So many good ones!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Ha. I might've written that letter to the fat, judgemental bastard. Nah, I lie. I just wish I did. It's brilliant.
Cheers and thanks for the sillies.

Adam said...

Now that America is run by the far right, kids will have to get their own presents.

Bill Lisleman said...

The gingerbread ones are great. I need to share those with my friend Ginger. But the rewrite of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is the best. I guess it would be "Santa Claus is Coming to a Bar Near You".

Bob Johns said...

Oh that Unicorn joke!

baili said...

hahahaha
the unicorn one hahaaha
you are best at your skills dear Debra ,brilliant always
can make laugh even a dead lol

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Oh Debra.. baahahaha! I love your sense of humour, I was lol for real at these!

Guillaume said...

It's the sentiment that counts indeed.

Magic Love Crow said...

Wonderful, wonderful!! You always make me smile! LOL! Big Hugs!

Rommy said...

Under socialism, Charlie Brown would get the mental health care he needs, so it's all good. :D A Happy Fuck Trump to all!