Tuesday, 31 December 2019

New Years Eve with Auntie Deb


And I'm just the person who can provide you with it!

Read and learn! It could change your life!








And I saved the best bit of advice 'til the end.

Happy New Year's Eve, everyone!


61 comments:

Lisa said...

Once again I laughed til I peed. Hope your 20's are roaring! Happy New Year!

Mistress Maddie said...

All good advice!! The best is of course the last one.

Happy New Year Aunt Debs!

Moving with Mitchell said...

You always share the best... and put together great collections. I’m still laughing about the itchy couch (mine is fine, thank you).

My best friend from university married and became Mary Worth. She’s now 64 and looks like her, too. I had actually found a drawing of the contemporary Mary Worth with her hair down, colored the hair yellow, and it’s my friend. Fortunately, although she’s wise, she knows how to have a good time... unlike the original Ms. Worth. Thanks for a year of your humor and enlightenment!

anne marie in philly said...

I like the last one! HAPPY 2020, DEBRA & RARE ONE!

Bob said...

So true …. all of 'em.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

The last one should be the best advice and for most of us it will be. I'm not leaving the house tonight.
But I'm thinking of all those who will never see a tomorrow. Their page will really be blank. :(

Stop by my blog tomorrow so I know you're still around. :)

DVArtist said...

Happy New Year to you with all your humor, creativity, and goodness.

Laurie said...

Happy new year to you and your wise one!

Travel said...

And post those pages on your blog, Happy New Year! The best is yet to come.

Martha said...

HAHA! Auntie Deb has some fun advice :)

Happy New Year! Wishing you an amazing 2020.

DEZMOND said...

You're an expert in fuckology, deary, have a Nice Beginning of 2020! May we stay friends for at least one more decade, or until we kill one another :)

Liz Hinds said...

I'm with the toddlers! A very happy 2020 to you and the rare One, Debra love!

Lady M said...

That is an amazing bit of advice. I will keep it in mind in 2020.

Linda said...

Happy New Year's Eve and a fabulous 2020 to you and yours

Parnassus said...

Hello Auntie Deb, Just the advice I needed. About that last bit though--always be careful what you commit to in writing!

Happy New Year to you and yours,
--Jim

Leanna said...

The one with the two old ladies on the doorstep made me lose my nicely brewed tea. BWAAAAahahahahaaahahahaaaaa!. Happy New Year, darlin

LL Cool Joe said...

Happy New Year Auntie Deb!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Love them all!
Especially the one about dancing like a toddler! I’m gonna follow that one.
Happy 2020! May everything be gleeful and joyful next year for you and yours!

XoXo

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

May next year be the best yet!

bobbie said...

Happy New Year, Auntie!

Brian Joseph said...

Nice Quotes. Sasquatch is cool!

Have a Happy New Year!

Susan said...

I especially loved the quote from Sasquatch. I wonder what genre our 2020 books will be? Comedy/Tragedy? Fiction? Sci-Fi? xo

JP said...

Happy New Year. Keep us laughing in 2020.
JP x

Willym said...

To you, your rare one and that love you and are loved by you - all the best in 2020.

Hugs from the Mighty Island.

Guillaume said...

Good advices.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You are my life coach!! Happy NYE to you and yours.

Deborah said...

Sasquatch!!! All excellent advice.

Oh ya, I'm writing an entirely New Book! Did I mention that Ragnar is younger than me ...

Happy New Year, Dear Old Friend.

Lovelovelove,
Deborah

Ellie-TheForgottenMuse said...

HAHA!
These are great!! Thanks for the laughs.

Happy New Year ❤

Marie Smith said...

The itchy hand one is priceless.

e said...

Thanks for the morning LOLZ! That drunk elf really made me laugh - I'm going to start thinking about autocorrect that way and maybe be a little less angsty about it. Ha!

I'm wishing you and your Rare One a wonderful new year.
xoxox
E

^.^ said...

Wishing a Happy and Healthy 2020, friend D :) Love, cat.

Mike said...

So if you put your palm in your crotch you can scratch two itches at once.

Forsythia said...

The dog in the tropical shirt spoke true word of wisdom. I will keep what he said in mind throughout the evening. Happy New Year.

Adam said...

The charges get higher if you try to get the pants off.

Anne Johnson said...

Happy New Year!

Laura said...

These are great! Happy New Year!!!

Bob Johns said...

"if your crotch itches you've already got it" Oh I'm dying!! Happy New Year to you!

Joanne Noragon said...

Auto correct is a drunk elf! You have a good new year!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Nice.
You always create the best series of memes for us. Here's to another year, a better year, and a sweeter story.
Happy 2020, Debra.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Wishing you the best in 2020

baili said...

hahaha

i laughed like nuts ,specially the first one took burst out of me ,i can relate so well hahaha

YOU ROCK as always dearest Debra :)))
stay blessed with such fine skill to bring humor almost in every impossible thing lol
wishing you happy peaceful healthy new year ahead :) hugs!

Rosemary said...

Greetings to you and yours for a happy, healthy 2020.

Tundra Bunny said...

Ahh, good riddance to 2019...the roaring twenties are back and this time, there's no prohibition on liquor or weed!

Happy New Year, Deb!

Polly said...

LOL brilliant. I love the cocktails and the dancing ones. Happy New Year.

Karen thisoldhouse2.com said...


Here's to some fabulous book writing in 2020 - wishing us all a happy, healthy, sane 2020

Kay G. said...

Autocorrect is a drunk elf! That sounds right!Happy New Year!! Elf must be passed out, he didn't mess that up!

Rommy said...

Aw! Poor Sasquatch. These are hysterical. Have a great 2020!

RO said...

OMG - laughter is just the best way ever to start a New Year! Wishing you a great 2020! Hugs, RO

Rain said...

Wonderful!!! Happy New Year Debra!!! I hope 2020 is your best yet! I love the funnies, especially the Sasquatch! (Oh, I believe alright!)

Doctor Z said...

OMG! The autocorrect one ... YES! And he's getting drunker and drunker. Wishing you a Wonderful, Healthy, and Happy New Year. MUAH!

Silke Powers said...

That's the best advice yet! Happy New Year!!

This N That said...

Wow!! You ended 2019 with a bang...Shhhh! Those were great..Loved the itch and the drunk elf!! Happy 2020

The Captain said...

I love the drunk elf in my phone.
Happy New Year, Happy New Decade!

Ur-spo said...

wise words all
May 2020 be a groovy-far out year for you !

Sooo-this-is-me said...

My favorite is the auto correct one but all were great! All the best in 2020!!!

Magic Love Crow said...

Thanks Deb! Excellent advice! Happy New Year!! Here's to an amazing 2020!!!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Help me make it through the year.
the Ol'Buzzard

Kirk said...

The Sasquatch one is my favorite. Happy New Year.

Bea said...

I'm with Kirk. Wise words from the Sasquatch.

Fundy Blue said...

Haha, Debra! I'm sympatico with the dog drinking cocktails. I've been tricked by those easy-sipping delicious things too many times.

Insomniac's Attic said...

I just KNEW I was pronouncing croissant wrong!