Do NOT leave beer for Santa tonight!
And do NOT leave your
"special brownies" for him either!
We don't want Santa to have an ACCIDENT
from IMPAIRED DRIVING, now do we?
Okay, that was in really BAD TASTE, wasn't it.
This next meme is for everyone who LAUGHED.
47 comments:
That's been me for years Debs!!!!!
A very Happy YULETIDE to ypi and rare one! 🎄🎋🎄🎋🎄🎋🎄🎋
Intoxication on the job is always a bad thing. Just leave Santa a ho, a ho, and another ho.
I always sit on my hands before visiting your blog as a safety precaution.
I'm fucked. but I already knew that.
Oh dear, right hand raised :-( Merry Christmas :-)
Dementia and superior intelligence (I read that in the news yesterday). I am SOOOOOOO smart!
Happy Christmas Eve, Debs!
I think that his sleight has a pilot. He is just in command. Still, it is better if he is not too drunk.
Very cute. Merry Christmas.
::::raises BOTH hands while still laughing:::
Merry Christmas Debra, to you and yours!
That last one did make me laugh!! IS there another kind of humour?? -Jenn
Milk and cookies didn't work in our house, dad was lactose intolerant. Have fun and enjoy the holiday.
Santa will have to fend for himself in the kitchen if he's hungry...but I suspect he's just going to pass us by this year. He also needs to beware of those wind farms. Those turbines can be deadly to flying reindeer. (There's a photo on my blog).
Oh, and I forgot, "Happy Holidays"
Merry, merry Christmas to you and yours Debra. I appreciate your wisdom and wit year round♥
Only you can write such a post. Your sense of humor is amazing. Merry Merry to you Debra.
Merry Christmas - promise to keep us laughing in 2020.
JP
I can't have dementia: all I could see was the "you're" and the "your"!
A very happy Christmas/Llamakah to you and the Rare One. xx
Merry Christmas to you and your Rare One!
Those were just lightly dark. So were all OK... for now. Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays!
I raised both hands!! Happy Holidays ~
I'm totally fucked and demented too. Merry Christmas, darlin.
The power lines one gave a Smile...
Merry Christmas to you and yours, dear Lady Debra
Have a super holiday my friend and bring on the dementia.
Oh, I am SO fucked!!! Yet, it has been that dark sense of humor that has helped me survive, so perhaps I'm good. I'm putting out a glass of wine and a magic mushroom for Santa tonight.
Merry Christmas, My Friend.
Lovelovelove,
Deb
Guilty of laughing. Hopefully it's my dark sense of humor and not the D word.
Lol! Oh, come on! Santa will take those brownies back to the North Pole and share them with the missus and all the elves. It's the start of their vacation, after all...
Wishing you and your Rare One a happy and warm winter season, followed by a peaceful and prosperous year.
xoxoxox
Elizabeth
Can I have my reindeer steak medium rare please?!
Merry Christmas! Your blog is so much fun to read. Thanks so much for a year full of fabulous posts! Funny, interesting, and just a hoot! Cheers!
I guess I have dementia lol...Merry Christmas Debra to you and your honey! :)
Lol. Merry Christmas, Debra.
Thank you for all the chuckles this year.
We just put out Sherry for Father Christmas. The fat, judgemental bastard. :D
Happy Christmas to you!
we're all going to hell...haha..
Happy yule my friend..
Santa is going to party tonight
It would be interesting to track Santa's path after he's had a special brownie.
Merry Christmas!
HAHAHA! Yes, I laughed. And out loud, too :)
Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays, dear!
Hope he had that brownie! I’d like to post a pic of him after he did!
XoXo
My hand is up..Merry Christmas..
You're amazing! LOL!
In this day an age I suspect his sled comes equipped with a computer for avoiding oncoming traffic, electric lines, and other strange things. Still, intoxicated and driving - always a bad combination!
Well, I'm in trouble!! LOL I hope Santa found you and you had a great day.
I just left a comment on your last post and my daughter's gmail was logged in my laptop...not sure if it would come through.
XO
Yep, we're all fucked... ������
LOL, it is clearly too late for me to avoid dementia. Maybe I'll just roll with it and enjoy a special brownie instead.
Definitely laughed and am going to Hell for it. But Jackiesue will be there too so I'm fine
I always thought if Santa had a reddish nose, it is due to alcohol.
too late to avoid dementia lol
hope you had wonderful Christmas with your love one dear Debra:)
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