Tuesday, 24 December 2019

Christmas Eve

Do NOT leave beer for Santa tonight!


And do NOT leave your
"special brownies" for him either!


We don't want Santa to have an ACCIDENT
from IMPAIRED DRIVING, now do we?


Okay, that was in really BAD TASTE, wasn't it.

This next meme is for everyone who LAUGHED.


48 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

That's been me for years Debs!!!!!

A very Happy YULETIDE to ypi and rare one! 🎄🎋🎄🎋🎄🎋🎄🎋

Infidel753 said...

Intoxication on the job is always a bad thing. Just leave Santa a ho, a ho, and another ho.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

I always sit on my hands before visiting your blog as a safety precaution.

anne marie in philly said...

I'm fucked. but I already knew that.

Polly said...

Oh dear, right hand raised :-( Merry Christmas :-)

Moving with Mitchell said...

Dementia and superior intelligence (I read that in the news yesterday). I am SOOOOOOO smart!

DEZMOND said...

Happy Christmas Eve, Debs!

Brian Joseph said...

I think that his sleight has a pilot. He is just in command. Still, it is better if he is not too drunk.

DVArtist said...

Very cute. Merry Christmas.

Bob said...

::::raises BOTH hands while still laughing:::

Merry Christmas Debra, to you and yours!

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

That last one did make me laugh!! IS there another kind of humour?? -Jenn

Travel said...

Milk and cookies didn't work in our house, dad was lactose intolerant. Have fun and enjoy the holiday.

Frank said...

Santa will have to fend for himself in the kitchen if he's hungry...but I suspect he's just going to pass us by this year. He also needs to beware of those wind farms. Those turbines can be deadly to flying reindeer. (There's a photo on my blog).

Frank said...

Oh, and I forgot, "Happy Holidays"

Linda said...

Merry, merry Christmas to you and yours Debra. I appreciate your wisdom and wit year round♥

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

Only you can write such a post. Your sense of humor is amazing. Merry Merry to you Debra.

JP said...

Merry Christmas - promise to keep us laughing in 2020.
JP

Liz Hinds said...

I can't have dementia: all I could see was the "you're" and the "your"!

Liz Hinds said...

A very happy Christmas/Llamakah to you and the Rare One. xx

Susan said...

Merry Christmas to you and your Rare One!

Mike said...

Those were just lightly dark. So were all OK... for now. Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays!

Laurie said...

Merry merry Christmas! I hope you and your wise one have the best holiday season! I just realized I’ve missed your posts,, they’re not coming up on my reader !

bobbie said...

I raised both hands!! Happy Holidays ~

Leanna said...

I'm totally fucked and demented too. Merry Christmas, darlin.

Dr. Theda said...

The power lines one gave a Smile...
Merry Christmas to you and yours, dear Lady Debra

Lady M said...

Have a super holiday my friend and bring on the dementia.

Deborah said...

Oh, I am SO fucked!!! Yet, it has been that dark sense of humor that has helped me survive, so perhaps I'm good. I'm putting out a glass of wine and a magic mushroom for Santa tonight.

Merry Christmas, My Friend.

Lovelovelove,
Deb

BootsandBraids said...

Guilty of laughing. Hopefully it's my dark sense of humor and not the D word.

e said...

Lol! Oh, come on! Santa will take those brownies back to the North Pole and share them with the missus and all the elves. It's the start of their vacation, after all...

Wishing you and your Rare One a happy and warm winter season, followed by a peaceful and prosperous year.

xoxoxox
Elizabeth

Tundra Bunny said...

Can I have my reindeer steak medium rare please?!

CraveCute said...

Merry Christmas! Your blog is so much fun to read. Thanks so much for a year full of fabulous posts! Funny, interesting, and just a hoot! Cheers!

Rain said...

I guess I have dementia lol...Merry Christmas Debra to you and your honey! :)

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Merry Christmas, Debra.

Thank you for all the chuckles this year.

LL Cool Joe said...

We just put out Sherry for Father Christmas. The fat, judgemental bastard. :D

Happy Christmas to you!

yellowdoggranny said...

we're all going to hell...haha..
Happy yule my friend..

Adam said...

Santa is going to party tonight

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

It would be interesting to track Santa's path after he's had a special brownie.
Merry Christmas!

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Yes, I laughed. And out loud, too :)

Merry Christmas!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Happy Holidays, dear!
Hope he had that brownie! I’d like to post a pic of him after he did!

XoXo

This N That said...

My hand is up..Merry Christmas..

Magic Love Crow said...

You're amazing! LOL!

pam nash said...

In this day an age I suspect his sled comes equipped with a computer for avoiding oncoming traffic, electric lines, and other strange things. Still, intoxicated and driving - always a bad combination!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Well, I'm in trouble!! LOL I hope Santa found you and you had a great day.
I just left a comment on your last post and my daughter's gmail was logged in my laptop...not sure if it would come through.
XO

The Captain said...

Yep, we're all fucked... ������

Rommy said...

LOL, it is clearly too late for me to avoid dementia. Maybe I'll just roll with it and enjoy a special brownie instead.

The Blog Fodder said...

Definitely laughed and am going to Hell for it. But Jackiesue will be there too so I'm fine

Guillaume said...

I always thought if Santa had a reddish nose, it is due to alcohol.

baili said...

too late to avoid dementia lol

hope you had wonderful Christmas with your love one dear Debra:)