It's Valentines Day on Friday!
I hope none of you give or receive
any of these rather "iffy" valentines.
And for gawd's sake, make sure you can sing
before you serenade somebody!
Always be careful with food gifts
as tokens of affection.
They can backfire sometimes.
Some of you would LOVE
this next box of chocolates,
And finally, heartfelt valentines greetings from
Her Royal Highness the cat --