Wednesday, 9 September 2020

If Our Pets Earned Their Keep

Why can't our cats and dogs
bring home a six-figure salary?

Would it kill them to
go to medical school?

It's the least they could do!

HRH, are you listening?










36 comments:

Infidel753 said...

I'd hate to be the boss who had to keep a bunch of cats working at a full-time job.

Laurie said...

That was an excellent way to start the day! One of them reminded me of a doctor I’ve had,, I’m pretty sure the cat would have done a better job.Truth. Have a super day and keep warm, it’s turned cold!

Travel said...

Rx, one cat to curl up on your lap and sleep the afternoon away. You will feel so much better afterwards.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I wouldn't mind if they brought in FIVE-figure incomes. Dudo, however, would spend every last cent on toys. Moose would spend it on food. The cat in the operating room is perfect.

JM said...

My dog and two cats sleep all day. But they should maybe start earning their keep.

Parnassus said...

I'm no expert, but it seems that half the time cats are exclaimed for their adroitness in never knocking down ornaments, and the other half they are blamed for their clumsiness in breaking everything in sight.
--Jim

Bob said...

I'd just like them to kick in a few coins on the mortgage!

anne marie in philly said...

all good ones. the cat that discovers the cure for stupid should be set for life, since there is NO shortage of stupid!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
Dogtor!
And that first kitty? I love the costume!

XOXO

DEZMOND said...

Facebook is filled with cats and dogs who really and actually work in shops and hospitals and even have their little cards hanging around their necks. Actually, my editor, has an office cat, let us call him a feline editor, he is there laying on his desk every time I visit to get some new work and money.

Jamie Ghione said...

These are funny. Thanks for sharing.

CraveCute said...

I tell my cat daily that if he wasn't so darned cute and cuddly that he would be out! We overlook the naughty stuff for a good cuddle! I love the Dr Cat with the limes and Tequila prescription!

brewella deville said...

The little cat costumes with the arms will never stop being funny to me.

Magaly Guerrero said...

Cats are very wise. Some cases of stupid are just incurable. Also, those shiny surgical instruments are sooo hard not to play with!

Rommy said...

I giggled at the cat doctor knocking the tools off the table.

LOL, it's not the same as a medical doctor, but I'm pretty sure the cats at the local cat cafe are freelancing as therapists. I don't know for sure though, because I'd need so much benedryl to even go near the front door, that I'd be asleep in 5 minutes.

^.^ said...

Thoroughly enjoyed this post, friend Deb. Went back and tried to pick a favourite, but could not decide as all are awesomeness. Much love, c.

Mike said...

The last cat had just examined tRUMP.

Polly said...

ha, ha, very good. I'm not sure how our two could earn their keep. Rufus could be a food taster, Buster could be a life coach on how to live with phobias!!

Guillaume said...

The cat suggesting tequila: he's a real doctor. Knows his job too.

Marie Smith said...

How did someone get a cat to keep a hat and mask on? incredible.

Joanne Noragon said...

I think the cat nailed the diagnosis.

Tundra Bunny said...

Next to laughter, pet dogs and cats can be the best medicine sometimes! And HRH is a real pill...LOL!

Empty Nest Insider said...

Yep, there are definitely a lot of cases of “stupid” going around! Love Dr. Meowadith Grey, but where’s McDreamy Dog when you need him? Doggone it, I just thought of a whole new meaning to Dr. McSteamy.

Julie

The Blog Fodder said...

Care to donate your bones... that broke me up.

Linda said...

I love dr. Ned. He has a very trustworthy face. Dr. Dog on the other hand...

Liz Hinds said...

I don't think I want to visit any of those for expert advice in the near future. Except for Ned of course.

Susan said...

I dream about this - I would be happy if they earned their own pocket money! Or is that 'paw'ket money???

e said...

Cats in the Operating Room. Lol.

Pierre calls bs on this post. He knows that his mere presence is a gift.

Rosemary said...

A group of dogs here are currently being trained to sniff out people who have the virus. What a remarkable sense of smell they must have.

Bill Lisleman said...

How are you feline today? - punny

Bea said...

Hahaha. If I had a kitty, I would WANT to stick MD garb on it, but like my face untouched by numerous scratches, thanks very much. :D

This N That said...

But they do earn their keep. Just ask them. Cute post. Love the "case of stupid ".
Have a fun weekend.

baili said...

that was amusing dear Debra :)

i had to think about people who can be jobless when animals replace them

i love though when cats and dogs act in movies ,wonderful to see their approach

Ur-spo said...

I have a comic at work where a dog analyst tells the man on the shrink couch: look my treatment is straightforward. I lick your face until you cheer up.

HBF said...

Hahahaha! Thank you, I needed this today!

Willym said...

I tried to talk the Hounds from Hell into getting jobs but they said at 65 they were of retirement age! So I suggested Walmart!!!!!