Tuesday, 29 November 2022

I Hope You're Grateful

Well, before we hit the upcoming
Holiday Month of Wholesomeness and Purity,
guess I'd better post all these
NSFW lols and memes
that I found by trawling the internet 
just for you!







But HRH wants you to know
that she does NOT approve 
of these posts!


Okay, crank up 
those Christmas carols,
we're in the clear now!

Or . . .  ARE we?!?!


38 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

When I read Taint Store, I wondered how no one could have noticed that. Then I continued on. Excuse me now, the Devil is waiting.

Travel said...

Made me laugh, a good sign that I might still be alive.

Tundra Bunny said...

Even weirder would be the Women's Washroom door!

Mistress Maddie said...

Dear, I've tried beating off the devil with both hands for years now, it's useless. And what's wrong with the Taint Store? It's been a favorite place of mine for years.

Bob said...

Seriously, they didn't see "Taint".

The Taurus one made me laugh out loud.

Frank said...

That internet "rabbit hole" really sums up the experience.

Lady M said...

Hee hee regarding more than toilet. Opens up all kinds of possibilities. I appreciate your smut.

Boud said...

Last chance for a laugh before serious partying gets here. I love Rudolph's pickup line!

The Happy Whisk said...

It's only weird if you make it weird. Took me a minute, then I got it, then I laughed a real out loud laugh.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I would definitely go to the Taint Store. Do they offer gift cards?
And beating off the devil? Wait for me, Maddie!!!

XOXO

Marie Smith said...

Ok. We’re ready for the season now!

e said...

Love these! Good, wholesome, smutty fun! (Thank the Goddess I'll never have to touch that washroom door handle!)
E

Dunstan Skinner said...

A hoot n a holler. If I had coffee, I would have spilled it. Seriously funny stuff. Thank you very much.

Old Lurker said...

Are you trying to turn us all Naughty, Debra? I am sure some of your readers (Maddie, Tundra Bunny) have been sweet and innocent and Nice all year, and then you post this to corrupt them.

angela said...

I think the old, check twice before cutting kinda applies to some of them signs lol
I do like Rudolph’s lick up line

DVArtist said...

All very funny. The Taint Store wins today.

roentare said...

This is so good with these lols. So funny to mark the beginning of Wednesday here for me

Adam said...

I definitely read it as the paint store but I work at a paint store

Guillaume said...

The Baptist Church thing... I wonder if it is photoshopped or if they are that clueless.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i need to replace all of the door handles in my house now.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ e -- You and me BOTH, sistah!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- I'm sure you're praying for the sweet and innocent souls of Maddie and Tundra Bunny.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ jaz@octoberfarm -- Hahahahahaha!

Mike said...

That looks like where I browse the internet. I gotta get this place straightened up... someday.

Kirk said...

Grasp that door handle too hard and it just might blow up.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I would rather poop my pants that poop in that Chinese toilet. I just got a bad feeling about their whole presentation.

Liz Hinds said...

Good old Rudolph! Would love to know more about that toilet!

Liz Hinds said...

Having read the comments, am i missing something with Paint/Taint? I read it as Paint but wonder if there's s subtle innuendo going on.

G. B. Miller said...

Love the church sign. The law of refreshingly unintended humor fully on display.

I used to do internet searches like that. Kind of miss that type of unbridled weirdness.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Once again you remind us that humor exists in the most raunchy and clever of forms. You have my great respect.

PS Why am I wanting to drive a Taurus now?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Liz Hinds -- The subtle innuendo is that "taint" is lewd slang for the perineum. But, you know, as lewd slang goes, there's a lot worse out there, LOL!

peppylady (Dora) said...

The taint store is my fav.
Coffee is on and stay safe

yellowdoggranny said...

that last one cracked me up.

Martha said...

These are fun! The Off The Mark cartoons are always a hoot.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I'm laughing SO HARD!
The Taint store. 😳😜

Fundy Blue said...

Only you, Debra! LOL! Thanks for the NSFW laughs. (Yes, I had to look up the acronym.)

Rommy said...

The first one had me howling! :D

Ur-spo said...

I like the men's room most
I try my best never to touch the handles in/out of the public loo.