I don’t measure up when it comes to wrapping.
That wrapping gift by who, is so right on.But the men shopping one had me roaring. I couldn't believe when I did visuals in department stores how late men waited. Many said they would be out shopping from open to close, and their eyes were often time glazed over.
I need to start wrapping,
On my list of things I want for Christmas, I think sleep will be higher than money, and just under socks!Merry Christmas, Debra!
Hope you have a happy Christmas! Best wishes for peace and joy in the New Year!
The other day, my neighbor described Walmart exactly like that meme! LOLMerry Christmas 🎄🎶🎁🍗🍷
My husband is taking my grandson Christmas shopping tomorrow. Shaking my head.Thank you for the funnies and have a lovely Christmas.
Merry shopping if you do it. I loved the graph of Christmas wishes. Money stays constant, but sleep gets a big boost later! And doing stuff falls right off the charts!
And what does Debra want this year? Presumably not two boyfriends?
@ Old Lurker -- If any boyfriends show up, I'll send them your way, don't worry. You're welcome to them!
I see Old Lurker asked my question. Still, what DOES Debra want? Excuse me now while I stuff the gifts into paper sacks.
Walmart's that way no matter what day of the year it is. Enjoyed reading this. Happy Holidays!
I'm a "brother" wrapper. "So it's time to START your holiday shopping!"You can get all your Christmas shopping done at Walgreens on Dec 24th from 10pm to midnight. Or later if necessary.
That bow on the Walmart bag, that one will make me giggle all day.Stay warm!
I'm really glad we don't do this gift giving marathon - haven't for years - and it's wonderful and relaxing :-)I wish you and your loved ones a wonderful Christmas timeand all the best for 2023, Traude🍎🕯️🎄🌟🎄🕯️🍎https://rostrose.blogspot.com/2022/12/costa-ricanische-weihnachtsgrue.html
Love the graph! That is funny! Also love the Walmart checkout line, could probably insert any big box store really. I used to shop like a man but since I have to mail things off these days I am not as lame as I used to be.The abolition one was my fave. Cuz I'm a dreamer!E
Haha. One day recently, our WalMart only had two checkers. Oy vey.I suck at wrapping too. And when it comes to scotch tape, I only found some ultra-strong tape this year. So at least the flimsyly wrapped gifts will stay wrapped for all time.Love and light, Debra.
Missed a few posts lately...too busy making cookies, etc. Have a Happy Holiday.
Pretty sure you don't want a boyfriend for Christmas let alone two 😉
@ Moving With Mitchell -- I'm blessed to have everything I could want or need, so I don't have a Christmas Wish List this year. And especially since My Rare One already gave me LED headlights for my car. They're great! SUFFER AND BE BLINDED, ALL YOU OTHER BASTARDS ON THE ROAD! Oh wait, I think I just got put on Santa's Naughty List anyway.
Funny memes as usual. Thanks for another humorous morning because of your post.
I want a dick for Christmas, and not because I have penis envy. I want a man with a nice big one. The man also has to love dogs, be intelligent, able to carry on a conversation, and be a Democrat, of course. Nice-smelling man preferred. Don't care how old he is as long as the dick works.Love,Janie
I love the Christmas wish list. The soul’s made me laugh out loud lol Yup. I’m evil and need to be destroyed lol
@Debra: It is probably best to regift surplus boyfriends to your other readers. Knowing me I would just return them for store credit; it seems they never fit right.It's great to know you have no need for a Christmas wishlist. I'll cancel the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy then.
Wishing you and your Rare One a happy and joyous Christmas.
Socks and underwear are always nice. They are useful, and they are not bossy. Also i like the cookies, and like hearing Handel. I get tired of Christmas after the first week or two. It takes over the whole month and people slowly lose their minds. Bah Humbug!
@ Janie Junebug -- Here's hoping Santa's good to ya, gurl!
The graph of Christmas wishes is best of all.
Got mine done this past Tuesday (20th) with my daughter being my go-to person, since she's more in tune what the family likes. So, it was simply another case of woman asking man to open the wallet, no questions asked.A very Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Christmas sucks. I am tired of pretending i like the holiday. I only do it because some of my friends enjoy it and i want them to be happy. Also, if i didn't participate, my friends probably would tell the cops. That is the last thing i need!It feels coerced or forced on us. I dont like christmas. I dont like the way they have kidnapped Santa and forced him to be a slave. So, for me, christmas is fukked. I dont let it in my house. I feel sorry for Santa. He didnt do anything wrong. I have explained to you my feelings about christmas.
@ Richard -- Lots of people feel the same as you! I agree that Christmas (the holiday and the spirit) should never be forced on anyone who doesn't truly enjoy it.
Janie good luck. All of us guys have small dicks. You could hardly tell the difference.
Happy Christmas !
Oh no!Where did I leave my list?XOXO Sixpence
As it's almost Christmas I'll let you off with the gender stereotyping in this post. ;)
@ LL Cool Joe -- Phew! Thanks, Joey.
I haven't yet put a ribbon on a Wal-Mart bag, but I'm tempted. I'm lousy at gift-wrapping and the mall I live by no longer does it for you.
I wrap like Mom and sister. His Lordship wraps like brother!
Dear Santa, Just to let you know I've been naughty this year and I don't regret it, you judgmental fat bastard.
Oh that line! Perhaps the cashier could work a little faster? I'd be shopping somewhere else if I saw a line that long.
"The souls of those who have displeased me this year" HAHAHA I'll take one of those, please.
I nominate for a noble price the person that invited christmas bags..fuck yeah...no more wrapping for me.
Excitement on peak heeheee
I love the pony one, Debra! and all the rest ~ too funny!
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