Saturday 28 January 2023

Who is Jesus, REALLY?











34 comments:

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Great memes for this day and age, Debra.

Boud said...

It's hard being Jesus. All the competing demands.

Travel said...

Great collection. Do "they" realize how silly they really are?

Marcia LaRue said...

LOL ... spanking with His flip-flop!
Take ... eat this bread as a symbol of my body!
Drink this wine as a symbol of my blood!
Love all of the memes this morning!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i think the guy in the speedo should pull the trigger.

Frank said...

I remember that Palm Sunday morning when I was walking my dog Benni down by the Rio Grande when I met "Jesus" walking his two Labrador Retrievers. (This is New Mexico, where "Hay Zus" is a normal first name).

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh that last one!

bobbie said...

All great ones!! TFS ~

Richard said...

Don't get me started. I don't know what any of this shit is either, but i can't blame poor Jeezuz for being scared. Look what happened to him! These are funny, but they also give me a headache.

Mike said...

It groans miso much.

Anonymous said...

These are all hilarious (except the american flag budgie smuggler- that's just gross! Agree with Jaz.) I loved the 'pull over and spank y'all' one. Yes! Do it!
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roentare said...

This is both witty and clever. Love the pun and humour

Quinley said...

These are funny, I love the shop at Micheals one. XD
-Quinley

Ur-spo said...

these are quite nasty but that last one I am passing on to my family.

Richard said...

I shop at Michaels gets a star. That is kinda gay. Don't be angry with me, the past really was a different country.

River said...

Hah! Jesus loves Miso :) :)

Kirk said...

The "Had Anyone Else Ever Died For You" is my favorite. Fucking contest indeed.

Anonymous said...

Debra, you are the best! Thank you.

Liz Hinds said...

That's why i never pray for a parking space!!

DVArtist said...

I absolutely LOVE this post. Have a great day today.

Rommy said...

I was not prepared for Merican Jesus....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Susan Kane said...

Lots of wisdom in simple ways is the best way to get your point across. Thanks for the memes.

Guillaume said...

The essence of Christianity today. It is not why I'm an atheist, but it is a bonus.

Fundy Blue said...

These are great, Debra! I make a point of not shopping at Hobby Lobby. That last one really sums up how I feel about a lot of organized religion, especially the fundamentalists. Have a good week!

peppylady (Dora) said...

Some of those so called fellows of Jesus. I avoid them as they have leprosy.
Coffee is on and stay safe

The Blog Fodder said...

That 'Merican Jesus is so gross. I hope he shoots his balls off. The hungry kids vs the mall parking space is why I no longer say Grace before a meal not thank God for any good things that come my way. Until God takes the blame for the bad stuff as well as the praise for the good stuff, I'm out.

River said...

Is that 'Merican Jesus Chuck Norris?

Adam said...

Republicans should hope Jesus ain't real

Rostrose said...

My favorite is "I know you are hungry..." Not funny, but unfortunately with a lot of truth.
ALL THE BEST! Traude
❤️

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

All of this is good and somehow, therapeutic.
Thank you.
A great week to you, Debra.

Hena Tayeb said...

Yes to some sandal slapping.

Ol'Buzzard said...

In Kentucky I worked with adult literacy and we had a young Mexican named Jesus learning to read English. The fundamentalist Christians that controlled that town refused to call him by his name and instead called him Joe.
the Ol'Buzzard

Richard said...

Ol'Buzzard thank you for this story. I understand it completely. They probably liked Joe, but no way could they open themselves to a look in the mirror.

Rommy said...

I snorted out loud at the Jesus taking the wheel meme :D