This might be my all-time favorite post! It *cracked* me up. One of these memes reminds me of a comic's joke: "My wife and I have oral sex daily. We say 'f*k you' to each other when we pass each other in the hallway." Cheers, Debra.
@ Mary Kirkland -- I bought a big container of fresh blueberries at the grocery store today, but they must be a different brand or something, because so far -- NOTHING!
38 comments:
I always shape yes Captain Kirk was a bottom and into kink.
I'm going for the orgasmic blueberries.
These are hilarious. Does the 6’ Santa have a large package?
XXXrated?
The blueberries…hilarious!
The word scrambles!! ;)
Oh Captain Kirk!
And Pooh?????
Fucking tool is excellent. Thanks for the smiles this morning.
My first laugh of the day, thank you! Great minds think alike.
oh my cod!! dee mum izza laffin and laffin
👏✊️ Death Angel learned the first rule of posting bathroom selfies...giving good burn to the haters!! She shoots, she scores!! 🤣🥰
I've seen the "Spine" and "Subtext" one may times (It also spells "Pines," BTW) and the Pooh one at least once.
@ Jamie Ghione -- I hope you enjoyed them again as "Oldies But Goodies!"
these are hilarious!!
These are hilarious! Oh, how I appreciate your smutty sense of humor! Also, I think that bare-arsed cowboy is my cousin Tim...
Oh my goodness.
The first one is disturbing and funny,
Yikes!! :D
These just made me laugh all morning
Oh my. Some great ones there. It gave me too many giggles as I’m in a cafe right now waiting for my friends to arrive lol
Guess that's why Santa over-compensates by carrying such a large sack, eh? Tee hee hee!
hahaha.. these are all great.
Poor Mrs. Claus has to deal with Santa's small package. Sounds like my ex-husband.
Love,
Janie
That Winnie-the-Pooh gives a whole new meaning to "stuffed animal."
Thanks for the giggles.
omg how funny! Love the 5 foot santa with small package. I suspected as much
LeeAnna
Too good to pick just one.
This might be my all-time favorite post! It *cracked* me up.
One of these memes reminds me of a comic's joke: "My wife and I have oral sex daily. We say 'f*k you' to each other when we pass each other in the hallway."
Cheers, Debra.
@Tundra Bunny- I heard Santa always had a large sack because he only comes once a year?!?
Hahahaha
Ohhh twerking!
And poor Santa! LoL
XOXO
Sixpence
Nice. Orgasmic blueberries.
Oh, what does Captain Kirk do ?....A frivolous post this time....but I like it. Have a wonderful and lustful time.
Violetta
I can honestly say I have never considered the size of santa's package.
I had a teacher in high school that called me Cap'n Kirk all the time because of my last name. lol
THose blueberries sound interesting. lol
@Mistress Maddie -- No wonder Die Blogger-Polizei are after you, LOL!
@ Mary Kirkland -- I bought a big container of fresh blueberries at the grocery store today, but they must be a different brand or something, because so far -- NOTHING!
God bless you precious friend :)
Forwarding this. Too many good ones to just steal a few. Some bad burns for us poor guys
no wonder Krampus is so popular these days
I'd be interested in some of those blueberries!
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