Ask For The Day Off Work Today

Look Closely!

[chat + eau = chateau,

in case you don't speak French]

Next up . . . 

What is THIS?

It's a Pinecone Death Ray,

which inflicts a pineless death.

Say It With Your Car

In this next one, you can see a reflection in the window

of the traffic cop taking the photo, lol --

Let's end on an upbeat note, shall we?

Flippin' the Bitch Switch

Trade War Against WHO?

BREAKING: Citizens of Heard and McDonald Islands

have issued a statement after trump's 10% tariff.

AND HE WON'T STOP THERE!