It’s bad enough that we in the states are obsessed with these assholes but they have people from all over the world (including Canadians) expending psychic energy to neutralize their negativity.
🤌🤣 Oh snap! That last one! Daddy left and Mommy couldn't be bothered and the ungrateful little boy took a shit on the region that took him in!! 💩 So he's obsessed with others thanking his new Daddy!! And what does new Daddy think of his cloying little blowjob bot? Vance is being groomed to "win" the Presidency so he can give it back to Daddy!! 🤣 Poor widdle JD can pose all he wants to, but the nights are getting darker and scarier and lonelier...and his children are no comfort because he doesn't know them and his wife has said "no more" (I hope for the sake of her and her kids) after the humiliation in Greenland!! 🥹🥹🤡
These are brilliant, Debra! Real Leader vs Cosplay Leader is spot on. Absolutely love all the couch fucker jokes. I read that in Greenland 'MAGA' stands for Make America Go Away.
Fist one and last one are my favourites. Speaking of two assholes, did you know that when two people kiss with open mouths they have created two assholes linked by 60 feet of digestive tract
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These are so good that I had to steal them all.
When you let a car merge in front of you and they slow down! 🥵
I’d trade that extra asshole for drugs any day. Can we, please?
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It’s bad enough that we in the states are obsessed with these assholes but they have people from all over the world (including Canadians) expending psychic energy to neutralize their negativity.
I'd like a polar bear v JD matchup.
The Real Leader one is spot on, and the rest are just awful ...... good.
Fucking Marco???
All good ones. The first one is very true. And I like the one with the bear.
IF ONLY he came across a Polar Bear!!!! It would have been one down.
And the Rubio one had me roaring!!!! Course he might have enjoyed that.
...Debra, you find the best stuff! Elbows Up🇨🇦.
The title sums it up!
Made me laugh for the first time today.
Every single one is funny --- and always a sliver of truth! The Couchfucker is a waste of space and breathable air.
🤌🤣 Oh snap! That last one! Daddy left and Mommy couldn't be bothered and the ungrateful little boy took a shit on the region that took him in!! 💩 So he's obsessed with others thanking his new Daddy!! And what does new Daddy think of his cloying little blowjob bot? Vance is being groomed to "win" the Presidency so he can give it back to Daddy!! 🤣 Poor widdle JD can pose all he wants to, but the nights are getting darker and scarier and lonelier...and his children are no comfort because he doesn't know them and his wife has said "no more" (I hope for the sake of her and her kids) after the humiliation in Greenland!! 🥹🥹🤡
I loved them all but the second one and the last one got me good. These are fantastic. Thank you, Debra.
Many congratulations to the people who create these words of wisdom!!!
Oh, I laughed out loud at that last one.
feels a bit like nero is fiddling with himself while rome is burning
Love the polar bear :)
Ole JD would make a tasty hors d'oeuvre for a polar bear: chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside!
Oh, he IS a numbnut!
And the Real Leader/ Cosplay Leader meme? Absolutely on target.
That couch fucker really is a little, little man.
XOXO
Love. Traded him for drugs and extra asshole. Too good.
Love them very much. My friends and I had a good laugh
Lol all brilliant. And omg I’ve haven’t heard the word numnut I a long time.
Might have to add it to my vocabulary again
That first one is a classic. I did not know his mom traded him for drugs. When did that happen? Last year?
An excellent lineup. What a Tool that one is.
Wonderful, every one.
The last one -- hilarious. They're all good. I wonder when he'll change his name again.
Love,
Janie
These are brilliant, Debra! Real Leader vs Cosplay Leader is spot on. Absolutely love all the couch fucker jokes.
I read that in Greenland 'MAGA' stands for Make America Go Away.
Fist one and last one are my favourites. Speaking of two assholes, did you know that when two people kiss with open mouths they have created two assholes linked by 60 feet of digestive tract
Some nice memes there! 😂👍
Yup.
Haha sad but very true
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