Friday 13 December 2019

Dick the Halls!

Okay, enough of those wholesome posts
about books and candy canes.

Let's get on Santa's Naughty List today!











And while we're in the neighbourhood, so to speak --

anafenza:
“ humming-bird-moth:
“ discoursestorm:
“ connyhascontrol:
“I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
”
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts” ”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
”
this post only gets worse
”
super dickman’s thick nuts
anafenza:
humming-bird-moth:
discoursestorm:
connyhascontrol:
I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickman’s thick nuts

54 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

dicks, cocks, twig-n-berries, WOO HOO!

Mistress Maddie said...

Yrs....you got my attention dear!?!

JP said...

The vacuum cleaner is hysterical.
JP

Marie Smith said...

Lol. A great start to a long day!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh thank you!!! This is just what I needed today... The laughs, not the dicks! Well, on second thought, thanks, too, for the dicks!

Bob said...

All I want for Christmas is ... dick?

Lady M said...

OMG _ that t-shirt with the dog. What an optical illusion! Those palm trees are to funny.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

The best thing about your posts are that they are always terrific and make me laugh.
The second best thing is reading everyone's creative comments.
(I can't think of one cute thing to reply.)

AntiquityTravelers said...

hahahaha .... fa 'lala .. la, la, la. Now I have an earworm 'Dick the halls ...'

Deedles said...

Debra, the titles of your posts always give fair warning of what each particular one is about, and yet I look anyway :) Loved this, even though it wasn't famous Dicks dressed as elves.

Dr. Theda said...

good bit of Holiday humor

DEZMOND said...

Maybe they're just sending a message to their neighbours?
I do ever so love me Dickmann's thick nuts! :)

Kirk said...

In that second to last image, the term "heavy petting" comes to mind.

Leanna said...

Bwahahaahahahaaaa! that last one made me spew my coffee. I need to shut down and clean my keyboard now. Again.

Busy Bee Suz said...

These are hilarious....very inappropriate and that's my favorite!
We have palm trees like that and I need to light them to have the 'dick' part emphasized. :)

Magaly Guerrero said...

Poor Danny, lol! And the last one is just glorious. Language makes everyone a bit better (and when we get lucky, naughtier).

Rain said...

BILBO!!! lol lol lol

DVArtist said...

I am laughing my socks off. Great post.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i speak german and got the last one immediately.i dated a guy once that had dicke nusse!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Well, you made me like xmas again!
Can I get some Superdickmann’s please?
Kthnxbi.

XoXo

Brian Joseph said...

Wow!

Tundra Bunny said...

Candy canes, snowballs and Yule logs, oh my!

Liz Hinds said...

Amazing collection, Debra! Just what I need after a day like today.

Martha said...

These were all hilarious! But the last one....HAHAHA

Mike said...

I think the palm trees are in a place called 'The Happy Place'.

Old Lurker said...

Is your entire audience comprised of 13 year olds? More importantly, is every 13 year old in the world on Santa's naughty list?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Old Lurker -- I'd love to be 13 again, wouldn't you? Adolescent jokes are the closest I can come to it now, alas!

Joanne Noragon said...

Pretty good, top to bottom.

Fundy Blue said...

I think you definitely got on Santa's Naughty List with this post!

peppylady (Dora) said...

Boobies could that be next?

Bill Lisleman said...

It's back to grade school with some of those.

Adam said...

We sold disney cups once that had the straw...umm somewhere.

I'll tell you, Belle was well equipped

Miss Val's Creations said...

These are hysterical! I wonder how some things go to market without an employee pointing out the obvious!

pam nash said...

Oh my lord - you gave me my morning laugh. I will have the vision of the palm trees with me for a very long time. Thank you!!

brewella deville said...

Dildo Baggins just kind of goes without saying, but it took en entire marketing team to come up with Super Dickmann's thick nuts and still no one noticed anything amiss.

This N That said...

Love the sweat shirt..til somebody had to take it out of context..LOL..Great post!!!

e said...

LOLOLOL!!!! I laughed the whole way through this post! Every single one! Thank you for that, Debra! Merry Dickmas!

Guillaume said...

Well, since the Christmas tree itself is a phallic symbol, that might not be so bad after all.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ e -- Oh, rats! I should have thought of "Merry Dickmas" myself, LOL!

Barbara said...

Too funny.

Rommy said...

I lost some perfectly good tea cracking up at these!

Tasker Dunham said...

Please could you tell me how to explain why I keep breaking out in uncontrollable giggling at the Bilbo image which won't leave my head.

bobbie said...

Thanks for the huge laugh these brought me! I especially loved the German candies one ~

The Blog Fodder said...

Awesome. You have quite a collection of Dick pics

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Debra, I'm sitting in a Tim's snickering like crazy... getting strange looks.

Ur-spo said...

Here in Phoenix those sorts of palm tree lights happen all the time.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

That's a very lucky secret Santa gift recipient.

Kelly said...

I'm not sure why I don't come read your blog more often... I've been thoroughly entertained by all your recent posts! 😂😂😂

Ol'Buzzard said...

That is what I call great gift suggestions for the wife, though I am sure she would think otherwise.

the Ol'Buzzard

mshatch said...

These all made me laugh. Thank you!

RO said...

OMG - these all had me seriously giggling out loud!(lol) Love them all! Hugs, RO

Jenn said...

LOL....I laughed even more on this post!!

baili said...

hugs to you dear Debra!

Magic Love Crow said...

I want to get that wrapping paper! LOL! Big Hugs!