I love reading signs posted by churches because so many of them are unintentionally hilarious. Once I came across an entire website devoted to funny-but-true church signs and I wish I had kept the link because some of them were downright hysterical.
God has the sweetest deal: he's given credit for all things good, given credit for all things bad (as a challenge for our souls), and (as Jesus) gets to marry all the nuns.
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A church-sanctioned threesome! Where do I sign up?
No Thanks
LOL!
Hehehe... ;-)
I have to laugh at some of the signs that pop up in front of churches.
They have NO IDEA what they are saying, tho they think they do!
XXOO~~
Anne
LOL!!! Have to agree with Anne. Signs, in front of churches, are a constant source of entertainment...
Oooh-lala, menage a trois!! Bon nuit, indeed.
Well if churches promote threesomes then it must be okay!
wonder what God would wear at the wedding?
i guess god doesn't love all his children.
Bwahahaha!
Creeeeeppppyyyyy!!!!
Gotta watch them Methodists! Progressive thinkers. :0)
After working for the UMC for 20 something years..............uh I'd buy anything they'd do or say. NUTZ
I love reading signs posted by churches because so many of them are unintentionally hilarious. Once I came across an entire website devoted to funny-but-true church signs and I wish I had kept the link because some of them were downright hysterical.
Ha ha! I wouldn't have noticed this but you help us see the world through rainbow coloured spectacles, Debra!
I never thought of methodists as kinky. I guess I can learn something new every day !
This is like the hilarious bloopers you see in church bulletins!
" The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
out, at 81:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QLt6EO3k28&feature=fvwrel
So wait...do they each take turns with God in the bedroom? This one is almost as funny as the one sign I saw that was offering Gay Exorcisms.
that's 2 too many.
I don't know if that's a turn on or if it's gross. I guess it depends on if God is a he or a she.
Ha ha...I wonder if they noticed the blooper? Talk about humiliating themselves?
I wonder if they mean God is the silent partner. You know, the one who is out of the picture until his name is called during orgasm.
I guess Im not ready for a threesome yet!
Still waters run deep.
Hung like a god.
Hung like a god.
I never cease to be embarrassed by "Christians" preaching anti-love. It just boggles my mind.
Remember, god is always watching. He likes that kind of stuff ;-)
I need to post this on Facebook lol
God has the sweetest deal: he's given credit for all things good, given credit for all things bad (as a challenge for our souls), and (as Jesus) gets to marry all the nuns.
Maybe that's why Satan is jealous?
Or not.
Ha ha, I always knew their pent up sexual frustration would unconsciously come to the fore eventually :)
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