Tuesday 1 September 2020

September's Here! Same Old, Same Old





46 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
OMG I got the hiccups!
Hahahahaha *catches breath*
Hahahahaha

OMG thank you. I needed this.

XOXO

Mistress Maddie said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not pumpkin spice masks!!!!! What's next? Pumpkin Spice scented toilet paper?

baili said...

haha
oh dear Debra it was so refreshing to be able to read your post once again :))

enjoyed each with laughter lol

mind blowing selection you ROCK as i say always :)))
hugs!

Travel said...

Thanks, I needed those. Please stand here!

anne marie in philly said...

bwhahahahahahahahaha! this year has sucked major ass.

DEZMOND said...

Those pumpkin spice masks would sell like hot cakes, methinks.

Liz Hinds said...

So many of those made me laugh out loud!
I definitely want a mask with ear muffs. But, yep, I'm there with Burger King.

Bob said...

All high-larious, but if someone comes at me with a Pumpkin Spice mask, I may have to give them a Pumpkin Spice Smackdown!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Laughing at the mice in mask hammocks....but why do people throw them down? Asshats!

Parnassus said...

I'll offer cornet lessons for beginners instead (tuba optional), and people will long for the calm, quiet days of the accordion.
--Jim

jaz@octoberfarm said...

HAHAHAHA!

Bruce.desertrat said...

I'll see your accordions, and raise you.....Bagpipes!

Linda said...

#5 hahahahahahahahaaha. I feel it.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh the TWIX... and the rolling pin!!! And the ear-muff mask; could be decorated as your favourite cuddly animal.

Leanna said...

BWAAAHAHAHAAAAhahahaahaaaa! These are so good!
I stole a few for later use.

Mike said...

I may have to get one of those ear muff masks. But actually, my solution to keeping my ears warm is to not go outside when it's cold.

Jamie Ghione said...

These are hilarious!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Oh the sight of the "coughy filter" had me ahhhh-ing. Cuteness.
I think someone forgot to put the hot fudge hand sanitizer out this morn. Drats.

Bob Johns said...

Oh man I needed that laugh today!! So many good ones.

Deedles said...

I now have Walter Huston singing September Song in my head! Are you happy now?
These were quite funny, by the way. I so identify with Day #45!

Brian Joseph said...

I like the self test. I will start administering it once a day.

Marie Smith said...

These are hilarious. I especially love the mic hammocks!

^.^ said...

Awesome collection of covid humour!!! Love, cat.

Tasker Dunham said...

Ear warmers is my favourite.

Forsythia said...

Silliness may save us yet. Thanks!

Tundra Bunny said...

These are all funny -- thanks for the much-needed laughs today!

Rosemary said...

It is rather wonderful that people are able to keep coming up with these humous quips for whatever situation is occurring at the time. I love the idea of the masks being used as hammocks for mice, or perhaps they are rats!!!

Guillaume said...

Funny ones. Well, on the plus side at least it's autumn now.

peppylady (Dora) said...

These are fun...

Lady M said...

Ha - I have a mask hanging off of my rearview mirror just in case I forget mine and have to go in somewhere.

Kirk said...

I had to linger on the "Day 45 in quarantine" for a couple of seconds to figure out just where flesh ends and dough begins.

pam nash said...

OMG! What a wonderful morning start - laughing out loud! Those are so good. I will have to steal a few to pass on to others!

Karen thisoldhouse2.com said...

aaaah you got some good ones!!

e said...

This is good medicine for hard times! Thanks, Debra! We can all use a laugh.

mshatch said...

Free hammocks. Ha!

Oh, and Capt. America is my fave :)

Rommy said...

LOL, I am genuinely shocked that a pumpkin spice mask isn't a thing yet

Richard said...

Haha free hammocks! Those were all funny, thank you.

This N That said...

You have some winners they for sure... Love the urinal, every day 45 in quarantine is a hoot..Keep up the good work

Ol'Buzzard said...

Some people look better with a face mask.
Hi-Ho Silver. Away!
the Ol'Buzzard

Fundy Blue said...

OMG, Debra, these are hysterical! I've already had a good, stiff rum drink tonight. If I tested myself nine times, I'd be comatose. I'm going to be laughing about all of these the rest of the evening! Those cute little mice in their hammocks and aiming for the urinal. How do ou find these? Well done, my friend!

G. B. Miller said...

Thank you, as always, for the morning chuckles. They were much needed today.

Barbara said...

They are all HILLARIOUS.

brewella deville said...

Ha ha! That doughy picture hit a little too close to home, but I'll allow it.

Adam said...

Good Memes

Bill Lisleman said...

the six foot urinal shot was the best.

Ur-spo said...

this weekend I made my 'fall collection' of new masks as it isn't over.