Tuesday 13 December 2022

Whose Birthday Is Coming Up?









37 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Oh Christ.........

Marie Smith said...

Happy birthday Gary doesn’t have the same ring to it.

NanaDiana said...

You're a naughty girl but I love you anyway! xo Diana

Marcia LaRue said...

😉 I am ashamed to say I love them all!

Boud said...

There was this pigeon, Joseph..

Bob said...

Blasphemous!!! And I am here for every single one!

Pixie said...

Too funny, especially the three random guys showing up with gifts:)

Ellen D. said...

So funny!

Mike said...

All good ones. And the "random dudes" is on point.

Frank said...

I've missed a few posts in my reader list...not sure how. Anyway whenever I stub my toe, spill my coffee, make any kind of a mess, forget something...I guess you can call it a prayer?

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahah
Oh, the one about the oven? I FEEL YOU, JOE!!!
LMAOOO

XOXO

Lady M said...

Ha - very good post. Especially the first meme.

Busy Bee Suz said...

These are pure Christmas Gold!

Jamie Ghione said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lTMKNac8wM

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Jamie Ghione -- Thanks for the link -- I've never heard this song "Jesus's Birthday" before! It deserves to be a new rockin' Christmas carol hit!

e said...

Yeah, this myth stands up as well as Athena springing from the head of Zeus.

Love the memes!

Liz Hinds said...

Love the silent night one and the mary and joseph conversation!

Tundra Bunny said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No wonder Spain's trains banned you.... your face is probably on "Wanted" posters all over the Vatican by now!

Adam said...

Ol Joey was getting cucked

roentare said...

This is so funny. Satire at its best!

Bill Lisleman said...

Silent Night - often for us it's more of a silent trip down the road. I do wonder about the thinking behind this virgin birth idea. Did someone dare another one that they could never get away with that crazy idea?

Travel said...

Spain marks immaculate conception day as a national holiday in early December, the math does not work, that baby would be born in September.

River said...

I may start calling Jesus Gary and see who reacts the most. I suspect a neighbour who includes him in every conversation.

Patio Postcards said...

When I was assisting with Sunday School & we had to provide an alternative for kids on Christmas Eve, so that the parents could enjoy a candle light service without fear of the children disturbing ... I use to host a birthday party for Baby Jesus - complete with birthday cake, party hats,balloons & yes pin the tale on the donkey!

roughterrain crane said...

Fully enjoy this season.

coffeeontheporchwithme said...

Ha!! Loved the essential oils one!! And Gary!! Thanks, and hope you're having a good week! -Jenn

Ur-spo said...

In my youth we always had birthday cake on 24 January for Baby Jesus.

Yvonne said...

Okay, this is terrible but so funny, you naughty lady :)

The Happy Whisk said...

Happy Birthday, Gary!

Richard said...

Blasphemy! I'm going to be a little nicer to the Christians in my life this new cycle. We have a long history together. Like about 2000 years long. I will help them with this festivity, but if they get too bossy or start bullying people, please include me out of the whole thing.

Kirk said...

The New Testament said Jesus had brothers, so Joesph eventually got it on with Mary, just not right away.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHA! These are hilarious!

yellowdoggranny said...

I still love Gary the best...

Polly said...

ha,ha, I love the stubbed toe!

Fundy Blue said...

I don't know how you find these things, Debra! Hysterical! Terry knows if I say, "I'm fine," I'm anything but ~ lol ~ So I especially connect to the silent night one!

How do we know said...

Each of these is hilarious! But my favourite is Gary!

Bracken Crafts- 100 garments said...

Love the random dudes! Never even thought of that before but suspect I will every year going forward!