Wednesday, 22 February 2023

New Age LOLs

I don't just make fun of my buddy Jesus
and his wackier, more obnoxious 
Christian followers, you know.

I'm an Equal Opportunity Mocker,
as this post proves!












42 comments:

Old Lurker said...

Yes, crystals with googly eyes is doing healing exactly right. You showed remarkable restraint not including that pic in your recent googly eye post.

Travel said...

As a couple of religion scholars have told me, no one should take any of this too seriously.

Frank said...

Love the geodes! And I'm reminded of one of my favorite irreverent songs by Romanovsky and Phillips. The lyrics are precious: https://youtu.be/YfwPgLmXwCM

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Frank -- Thanks for the link -- fun song! What a blast from the past -- I had that album too! Plus I saw them in concert once. I always liked their LGBTQ music!

whkattk said...

Reshuffle the cards... I've said it more than once. 🤣🤣🤣

NanaDiana said...

HAHAHAHA. Love these, Debra. I love that you are an equal opportunist when it comes to making fun of everyone. lol. xo Diana

Alison said...

OMG, the last one really made me LOL!

Pixie said...

My favorite was the constellation. Thanks for making me laugh this cold, cold morning.

Boud said...

Damn constellation! Reshuffle the stars!

Liz Hinds said...

Excellent. I'm with the last lady. If you haven't got something better to say to me reshuffle those cards until you do.

bobbie said...

LOVE these!!

DVArtist said...

Ohhh these are great but my 2 favorites are "You're fucked" and "bitch you better reshuffle those cards" Made my day. You have a good one today.

BootsandBraids said...

LOL ... "Namaste here" has inspired me to wear my "Have a Namaste" tee to this morning's workout.

Breenlantern said...

Great bunch of chuckles. Thanks!

Sassybear
https://idleeyesandadormy.com/

Mike said...

More cowbell fixes everything.

angela said...

I especially love the sign in the night sky lol
I think I missed that warning to my detriment

roentare said...

LOL You really woke me up with these memes!

Richard said...

Haha. My fave was "quiet you trash". Thanks.

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Love these!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
Oh, yes. That crystal would fix the message in the stars!! LMAOOOO

And yes, THAT is the kind guidance for anyone with should follow.

XOXO

Richard said...

Baba Marta is sitting by the hearth. It would be a bad time to disturb her. She thinks about her boyfriend Patrick. It was a long time ago.

Lady M said...

Love the new version of operation - along with those essential oils they can do their own research.

Tundra Bunny said...

I didn't know Waterford made crystal bongs... and googly eyes really DO make everything better, including geodes, LOL!

Joanne Noragon said...

The yoga instructor decided to teach us about colors today. It really was much easier just bending and stretching!

River said...

I love the crystals with the googly eyes and that last one with the cards. Get re-shuffling woman!

The Blog Fodder said...

Reshuffle and the constellation are my top two but all good ones.

Moving with Mitchell said...

So good! And my heart chakra definitely needs more cowbell.

Adam said...

The Assassin empties his 12th magazine inside of me. Why won't you die?

Me surrounded by crystals. I came prepared bitch boy

G. B. Miller said...

Don't quite get the gist of those you're gently mocking, but they're funny just the same.

Kay G. said...

You know that first picture with the giant crystal? I need a bigger one than that!

LL Cool Joe said...

I don't know anything about crystals, yoga or essential oils but anything with googly eyes seems funny. :D

Mr. Shife said...

Love these. The essential oils hit close to home because we went down that path for way too long. I can also relate to the ancient astrological wisdom one as well because there are some days when the stars are definitely not aligned.

Kirk said...

Fourth picture from the bottom. They look like Jim Henson's idea of crystals.

Guillaume said...

All very funny.

e said...

These are hilarious! And you know I'm saying this from a land where hippies and new agers still thrive.

baili said...

Hugs and blessings my dear Debra

Ur-spo said...

I wish someone would attend to my root chakra; it needs attention.

Bracken Crafts- 100 garments said...

LOL!

Fundy Blue said...

More great funnies, Debra! There is a crystal shop at the Vegas airport, and it has a glorious deep purple amethyst-lined geode almost as big as the rose crystal pictured here. I have lusted after this geode and would love to buy it. Never going to happen. I try to visit it whenever I'm at the Vegas airport.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHA! These are hilarious. I love the spiritual underwear!

yellowdoggranny said...

ok, what crystal do I need to get to keep stupid people away?

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

Oh my goodness! Thanks for all the laughs. I needed that today.