Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, matey! And I, Her Royal Highness the cat, be The Pirate Queen! Hand over yer gold and I'll spare yer miserable life, you poxy landlubber.
And that's not all there is to celebrate today, me hearties! This be the 3rd blogoversary of this scurvy rat-trap of a weblog so here's a round of grog for you all! If ye be not a follower already, curse ye and sign up now! We're feasting later on all the cake and rum ye can stuff into yerself . . . .
Oh, sorry, wrong cake. Here be the real one . . . .
Arrrrr, ain't she a beauty? (And just ignore the 4's on it -- pirates can't count, except it be gold doubloons.)