Friday, 8 July 2022

Who DOESN'T Love Lawyers and the Law?



"Mommy, where do
lawyers come from?"
















And to end this post, here's
the PERFECT NAME for a lawyer!
(courtesy of Arrested Development) --


31 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
Loves it!
I'm gonna send this to some lawyer friends. They're so bummed by SCOTUS and Roe V. Wade that they need a pick me up.
Can you imagine that that won't be in the bar exam anymore??

XOXO

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i'm passing this on to The Blog Tech!

Travel said...

Delightful, fun, funny, a perfect start to my day.

Boud said...

I don't know which I like best, but the crows might have it.

Rommy said...

The first thing I did after I stopped giggling is forward this to my lawyer brother-in-law.

Bob said...

The genie one is my favorite

Mike said...

Here I am up too early, tracking down horse Plinko, and winding up reading all about eeby deeby.

The Blog Fodder said...

Prevent lawyers. Wear a condom for anal sex.
It takes one lawyer to grease a combine if you run him through slowly

yellowdoggranny said...

I love them all but the second one on the ravens? crows? my favorite.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Mike -- Don't say you never learn anything from my blog, LOL!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ The Blog Fodder -- Oh, those are real scorchers, LOL!

John M said...

Great collection.

Polly said...

ha ha excellent.

Joanne Noragon said...

My favorite: the cat on the payroll.

Richard said...

Haw haw. 💯

Moving with Mitchell said...

I love the crows. Also loved Arrested Development... except for the idiot Scott Baio.

Adam said...

I had to hire a divorce lawyer. Her mom was fucking nuts and tried to sue me for ridiculous demands. All she did was make us both waste three grand a piece.

Bill Lisleman said...

That headline is great, somebody enjoyed coming up with that one. The "premeditated" has me wondering how her mind works.

This N That said...

Great series...On my not very favorite subject!!!Loved the crows!!!
Enjoy your weekend..

peppylady (Dora) said...

The supreme court speaks volume.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Breenlantern said...

When I worked in the administrative review division as a pseudo-legal aide to attorneys, they got me a sign for my cubicle that said "Bob Loblaw, Esq."

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Busy Bee Suz said...

These are hilarious! Bob Loblaw 😉😜

Yvonne said...

I love it when your posts makes me laugh. Especially enjoyed the horse and cat ones :)

Ur-spo said...

Growing up with attorneys in the family, I heard a continual presentation of lawyer jokes. I have heaps.

Kirk said...

I miss Perry Mason.

Martha said...

What a hoot! I loved these, Debra. And my husband and I adore Saul Goodman. He is so funny. And we roared with laughter when Bob Loblaw was introduced in Arrested Development! What a fun and crazy show.

Liz Hinds said...

Excellent. They remind of an advert I saw. Must put in on my blog.

Guillaume said...

Shakespeare said all lawyers should be hung.

Barbara said...

I wish I knew how to write a computer virus and I would send the Supreme Court meme to every right winger I know.

LL Cool Joe said...

Love the Genie meme the most!

Miss Val's Creations said...

I love the one about emails and texts. Depp and Heard were clearly not aware of this. So happy those things weren't around in my youth!