I am feeling very stabby today. It is not possible, but i will never forget the day those ruffians threw acid on my face and tried to kill me. They are useless boys, that is the best they can do. They think they are mujaheedin, but really they are murderers. They are quick to take offense,they are fools. I have sympathy with them. But we don't throw acid on a girls face. We dont do that. Why would you do that? It is a wrong thing to do. I have spent too much time studying christianity and islam, and i have decided not to do that. So burn me on a stake. Throw me off a cliff. Stone me, or hang me in Iran. Throw me in to the pond and see if i sink or swim. I am especially disappointed with Iran. How could you debase yourselves in this way?
no stabbing event could surpass the Caesar and Brutus 's historical treason and reading this dialogue make me bit sentimental again (most used phrase in literature here either "ah Brutus you too" that tone is crushing isn't it
I was thinking about my dear friend Dane. He always said that he was born on "the Eyes of March". I would always wish him a happy birthday, March 14. He was a good kind generous man. Nobody would ever say- Dane, you got it wrong, it is Ides, not Eyes. Because if he said he was born on the Eyes of March i will not argue. I always imagined a little dewey eyed lamb because he used to keep sheep. I knew that we were friends when he started to tell me stories about herding sheep up on Kolob with his grandad. He was an oddball and a character. I remember him. When we said goodbye, there were a lot of people there. I think he knew how much we loved him. He was a very sentimental man. RIP Dane Gifford. Julius Caesar don't hold a candle to you.
I actually understand the Elon Musk meme, and here's a chuckle for everyone else: I had to actually explain the Ides of March salad meme to a CPA today (3/15).
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I am feeling very stabby today. It is not possible, but i will never forget the day those ruffians threw acid on my face and tried to kill me.
They are useless boys, that is the best they can do. They think they are mujaheedin, but really they are murderers.
They are quick to take offense,they are fools.
I have sympathy with them. But we don't throw acid on a girls face. We dont do that. Why would you do that?
It is a wrong thing to do. I have spent too much time studying christianity and islam, and i have decided not to do that.
So burn me on a stake. Throw me off a cliff. Stone me, or hang me in Iran. Throw me in to the pond and see if i sink or swim.
I am especially disappointed with Iran. How could you debase yourselves in this way?
Watch your back today!
Completely forgot about the Ides of March. The beware on my phone didn't work.
Hahahaha
The 'twitter headquarters' one. Perf.
XOXO
I work well with others so ... stabbing in groups???
Love getting my dose of morning humor here. Have a wonderful 15th!!!! xo Diana
What a wonderful time of the year to go to Italy, maybe next year.
I'm not here for the stabbing. I'm here for the fellowship.
no stabbing event could surpass the Caesar and Brutus 's historical treason and reading this dialogue make me bit sentimental again (most used phrase in literature here either
"ah Brutus you too" that tone is crushing isn't it
People may not know much Roman history but they know the Ides of March.
Somebody just recently reminded me of the meaning of "The Ides of March"...great post!
Awwww, a hammy with a widdle butterknife.....
I'm feeling more crabby than stabby today -- is winter in Canada ever gonna end????
This is such a fun meme series. Esepcially the last one about stabbing in groups lol
Has anyone tried to call Brutus' number? Does it work?
Can't find whose number it is but it spells out 877-stab-now
@ Lady M -- You are so clever for figuring that out! It went right over MY head!
I was thinking about my dear friend Dane. He always said that he was born on "the Eyes of March". I would always wish him a happy birthday, March 14. He was a good kind generous man.
Nobody would ever say- Dane, you got it wrong, it is Ides, not Eyes. Because if he said he was born on the Eyes of March i will not argue. I always imagined a little dewey eyed lamb because he used to keep sheep.
I knew that we were friends when he started to tell me stories about herding sheep up on Kolob with his grandad.
He was an oddball and a character. I remember him.
When we said goodbye, there were a lot of people there. I think he knew how much we loved him. He was a very sentimental man. RIP Dane Gifford. Julius Caesar don't hold a candle to you.
The giggles have given me stabbing pains lol in a nice way
@ Richard -- That's a nice tribute to your friend Dane.
I totally missed 877-782-2669 or 877-stab-now. But the internet knows all about it.
The last is my favorite. Thanks for the chuckles.
The Ides of March used to be such a deal. I heard it mentioned once during the day.
I actually understand the Elon Musk meme, and here's a chuckle for everyone else: I had to actually explain the Ides of March salad meme to a CPA today (3/15).
My ex-husband's birthday is 15 March. Talk about a missed opportunity!
I love the last one especially!
@ e -- Oh you're so bad, LOL!
Yeah, but unlike Elon Musk, Ceasar made his empire bigger, not smaller.
These are great! The last one is the best.
Duolingo is always so dramatic!
I figure I'd go out like him, a victim of workplace violence
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