Thursday, 30 March 2023

Smut Patrol











And now, for the educational part of this post:

Here's how to say

"Biggus Dickus"

in 3 other languages' version
of pidgin Latin -- 


39 comments:

Martha said...

The blow-up doll! BAHAHAHAHA These are all so funny.

Bob said...

You always have to ask the cat, or get a very sturdy door lock.

Boud said...

Some BDE going here today!

NanaDiana said...

HAHAHHAA---You are SOOOO bad! LOL. OMG on the blow-up doll~

Linda d said...

All my meditation and journaling this morning is down the drain as I had to recover from choking on my tea from laughter. Some of your best ones yet.

THE FIRST ONE, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Namaste Debra 🙏🏻

Jamie Ghione said...

Thanks for the laughs!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Pijus Magnificus, huh?
*makes mental note*

And I want that job checking baseball player's zippers (and zipping them up)? Do you know if maybe they would advertise in LinkedIn?

XOXO

Marie Smith said...

The cat as a protector is my favourite!

e said...

Thank you for your tireless efforts to bring us the highest quality smut! Three languages! That's culture, is what that is...
I don't think the cat is ever going to get over it.

bobbie said...

Thanks for the grins & giggles this morning, Debra!

Leanna said...

I remember the Monty Python "Biggus Dickus" part. Way too funny for them to try keeping a straight face.

Travel said...

Having just returned from the Capital, it is nice to read some content that is enlightening.

Bruce.desertrat said...

LOL, love the vets office sign,

True story, at work our fancy antivirus/system protection/web filtering software refused to let me load my Vet's office website because it was considered "adult entertainment"

I was able to get it whitelisted, but I'm kinda baffled as to how it got fllagged that way to start with...

Moving with Mitchell said...

And now everyone will want to eat the Devil's corn. I needed some smut today.

John Going Gently said...

One of your best
Isn’t that vet glorious x

Mike said...

Too many churches need a 13-year-old the review their sign messages before they're posted.

Old Lurker said...

It is difficult to imagine scenarios where men with banjos are not harassing people.

Thank you, dear Debra, for diving into the dumpsters of the Internet for us. (I hope you shower afterwards.)

Lady M said...

Some very clever material here - glad you went dumpster diving for us!

Mr. Shife said...

Way to go for the win local newspaper and I have so many questions for the guy filling up his blow-up doll. Thanks for laughs, Debra.

Tundra Bunny said...

Man o'christ, you're really on smut patrol this week, aren't you? First with the mammoth hooters and now with Biggus Dickuses.... I love the German "schwanzus longus", LOL! With all your dumpster diving, you've set a high bar for community service.

roentare said...

So hilarious! Love the memes. Having a good laugh on Friday morning

Guillaume said...

Very funny.

Mistress Maddie said...

The panties one cracked me up!!!!!

And wouldn't it just figure I'd return to your blog on a smutty post?

Jennifer said...

These are great! I'm sending the one with the vet and the panties to my friend who works at a vet's office. It's going to make her day!

G. B. Miller said...

Thanks for the late morning chuckle. The cat attacking the GF reminds me of certain...videos that would have cats and dogs wandering around in the background.

Please don't ask how I acquired this minutia.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh, my goodness. These are terrible but in the funniest way. The poor cats!

John M said...

Nice collection.

Kirk said...

"The name Biggus Dickus, there's nothing subtle about it at all, it's obviously a silly name to have. Again, brilliant, absolute brilliant playing by Graham, looks magnificent, and if Graham had just done one sort of giggle or looked to one side and been aware of it, it just wouldn't have worked. It had to be played absolutely superbly, which is one of the things which gave me the most tremendous pleasure in Python; it all boiled down to how people performed, how clever they were at getting really what the humor was about. You know, sometimes missing a short-term gag for the long-term benefit by playing it straight. And so, in people's minds now, Biggus Dickus is a man of no humor at all, Pontius Pilate is a man of no humor at all--both of whom take part in one of the funniest, most humorous sketches of Python!"

--Micheal Palin

baili said...

haha thanks for laughs dear Debra

what a contribution of cheerfulness to society by you my friend :)))

peppylady (Dora) said...

I'm a fool more than one day a year.
Coffee is on and stay safe.

The Happy Whisk said...

Not a strip club. lolololololol

Magaly Guerrero said...

"Use your teeth. Never break eye contact." 🤣

The Blog Fodder said...

OMG. I laughed at the protective cat. Some people are too kinky for their own good.
The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic you tickle your lover with a feather. Kinky, you use the whole chicken.
If a couple are having sex and the dog licks the guys butt, is it considered a threesome?

Adam said...

I had an ex who's cat definitely didn't consent.

This N That said...

Thanks for the chuckles..You are priceless..Still not getting your blog in my email...I have to count on my brain...that's very iffy..Enjoy your week...

This N That said...

Love the first one..."Smut patrol"..Great title...The blow up doll is great...takes a lot of nerve!!!

Fundy Blue said...

You are fearless in your quest for humor, my friend! Hilarious!

Ol'Buzzard said...

While having sex the cat jumps on the bed and takes a nap. Not great for the libido.
I'm just saying
the Ol'Buzzard

Rommy said...

The pet ones have me howling.