These memes suggest an unhealthy antipathy towards small children. This vindictiveness could be expunged with a few sessions on a psychiatrist's couch.
My father, who gifted me with a fabulous sense of humor, when asked who was his favorite child would always say: "That kid who lives across the street."
I don’t have kids either but I worked in a group home with young kids with emotional issues and in a child psych ward. So many kids who didn’t eat their sandwiches.
Thanks for the first real laughs of the day, I needed that. I don't understand children, I didn't grow up around them, I didn't have any, I don't think I ever was one.
I don't have kids either so I'm partial to these jokes. I can't tell you what that squealing and squawking, and those newborn yodels does to me. When I'm in the presence of kids I have no idea what to do with them.
The above advice is spot on. No need for a disclaimer. Although some toddlers are not really good to wipe down a kitchen with. I know, I tried with my neighbor's grandson. He left a lot of residue. Especially sticky strawberry jam on the countertop near the sink.
Don't have children either but nonetheless found these funny.
The joke about chicken the animal and chicken the food reminded me of the 1955 movie Giant, where Liz Taylor's children treat a turkey as a pet only to get the surprise of their lives on Thanksgiving.
You don't have to have kids of your own to know all of them are spot on. Pets are very much on the "hope they never learn the truth" spectrum. So...same thing.
Okay ... the blob of jam. I laughed out loud. A real lol. Then snapped a picture and shared it on text with local friends and family. So funny. Horrible and funny. I loved it. Thanks.
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These memes suggest an unhealthy antipathy towards small children. This vindictiveness could be expunged with a few sessions on a psychiatrist's couch.
@ Yorkshire Pudding -- But only if the shrink has a sense of humour!
I.Love.These.
My father, who gifted me with a fabulous sense of humor, when asked who was his favorite child would always say: "That kid who lives across the street."
And I turned out okay, didn't I?
My mother would often say: I don't have any children that lived....
I often would offer to sell at least one of my boys quite often....
I still love them though...
The octopus baby is adorable.
Love all of these😀
Too funny. I needed these this morning:)
Plenty of parents would have opted for any of these choices.
I don’t have kids either but I worked in a group home with young kids with emotional issues and in a child psych ward. So many kids who didn’t eat their sandwiches.
...thanks for the chuckles.
Some of these memes are life lessons to learn from
This is so on point...!
LOL I don't have children either and I stand behind ALL OF THESE MEMES.
Especially the baby in the octopus onesie!!!
XOXO
Thanks for the first real laughs of the day, I needed that. I don't understand children, I didn't grow up around them, I didn't have any, I don't think I ever was one.
So good! The baby in the octopus suit!
I have 5 children and 7 grandchildren and these are still funny memes to me! :)
I don't have kids either so I'm partial to these jokes. I can't tell you what that squealing and squawking, and those newborn yodels does to me. When I'm in the presence of kids I have no idea what to do with them.
I, the mother of two and grandmother of two approve these messages and am so glad I'm not alone!
🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE these. Don't have kids but did my share of babysitting and every one of these is appropriate!
The above advice is spot on. No need for a disclaimer. Although some toddlers are not really good to wipe down a kitchen with. I know, I tried with my neighbor's grandson. He left a lot of residue. Especially sticky strawberry jam on the countertop near the sink.
Don't have children either but nonetheless found these funny.
The joke about chicken the animal and chicken the food reminded me of the 1955 movie Giant, where Liz Taylor's children treat a turkey as a pet only to get the surprise of their lives on Thanksgiving.
I started laughing at the first one and didn't stop! That felt great... thank you!
You don't have to have kids of your own to know all of them are spot on.
Pets are very much on the "hope they never learn the truth" spectrum.
So...same thing.
Okay ... the blob of jam. I laughed out loud. A real lol. Then snapped a picture and shared it on text with local friends and family. So funny. Horrible and funny. I loved it. Thanks.
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