I picked up a fun meme over at Thalia Took's blog, Amused Grace. This is how it's done: google your cat's name along with the word "needs" and see what weird phrases pop up, revealing your cat's secret life. Here's the results I got, along with my editorial comments.
Her Royal Highness needs:
--a crown. [got one already!]
--to be serenaded with songs. [especially the "Meow Mix" song, it's her fave!]
--to have her very own tableware set to learn proper table manners when guests arrive. [yes, she's a very messy eater, it's true]
--gloves for her regal hands, gloves to obscure her sinister deeds. [change "hands" to "paws" and yes, it's completely accurate!]
--to sleep. [23 hours per day]
--to catch up with the times. [yeah, like Rip Van Winkle]
--a big jet. [. . . 0kay?]
--gold to fund her lavish expeditions. [. . . okay?]
--your money! [hey, I detect a pattern here]
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