Friday, 19 October 2012
HRH Has Been Sprung!
This morning I received wonderful news from my cat, Her Royal Highness. HRH's days in a Russian jail cell are finally over! But here, I'll let you read the email for yourself --
Hello human! Pussy Riot's appeal was heard a couple of weeks ago and guess what? The court released one Pussy Riot girl AND ME!!! However, the other two Pussy Riot girls must continue to serve their full two-year jail sentences. I feel bad for them, but woo hoo! I'm outta here! I have to work off a bit of parole time but that shouldn't take too long, hopefully.
Remember my old pal, Mr. Whiskervitch?
He's been SO helpful. I need a job while I'm on parole so he pulled a few strings and got one for me, the sweetie. The only downside is that the job is in Saint Petersburg rather than here in Moscow. Mr Whiskervitch arranged for his boss to take me along on one of his trips to Saint P so now I am here in that city. For obvious reasons, we had to travel incognito because his boss can't afford to be seen with a Pussy Riot compatriot. That's why I'm wearing a disguise in this photo.
And yes, Putin travels EVERYWHERE without his shirt on to prove how macho he is. MEN!
I'll write again once I've started my new job. Until then -- love, hugz and purrz from your LIBERATED kitty!