Wednesday 27 July 2022

HRH's New Religion

UH-OH.
Her Royal Highness the Cat
read my last post and took it to heart.


Now she's busy proselytizing.

She expects you all to join.
EXPECTS it.


You will be welcomed to her flock.


And you will enjoy the warmth 
of her Divine Love.


However, never ever question HRH
or challenge her authority.



She has already put ME on notice.


What can I say?


41 comments:

Boud said...

World domination at last. It's been coming.

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Again. The look on the cats’ faces are priceless!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Looks like MY visit to church. I promise to worship (and fear) HRH. Because she told me to.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahaha
OMG I may have gotten the hiccups.
I love how kitties manage to be preternaturally judgemental.
And that last gif is literally me in church.

XOXO

Bob said...

I always say I avoid churches because I would spontaneously combust.

And judgement is worse than a bite every day!

Old Lurker said...

Typical HRH. If she had done a bit of market research she would have known that the ancient Egyptians beat her to that idea by 3000 years or so. Also unlike Napkin Religion I see no documented evidence that her little exercise in narcissism has any basis in truth.

Oh well. At least she has the domestic violence angle down pat. (Debra: blink twice if you need us to rescue you.)

Dunstan Skinner said...

My son drew up articles for a religion he calls Catology, for Catolocists. I haven't taken a look at it for some time, but he used to be quite an avid worshipper. I will show this to him, and I'm sure he'll be happy with you.

Lady M said...

Ha ha - when Baby M was small, we invented the cat lord religion. I think HRH would approve.

Mike said...

LOL at the last one.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Do you accept strumpets? I'm interested.

Mistress Maddie said...

Good grief!!!!!!! HRH has gone berserk while I was gone.

Val Ewing said...

Ahhhh...cats rule!

Liz Hinds said...

Love the cat sitting on the dog!

Adam said...

I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I leave the grace of the one true god, Thor God of Thunder

Anonymous said...

Stay in her good graces, Debra. She's about to become rich!
E

roentare said...

This is so hilarious to read and enjoy browsing through. Cat Royalty deserves its throne!

Magaly Guerrero said...

If HRH is inventing a religion, count me in. I've always stayed away from the stuff--orthodoxy and I just don't see eye to eye. But I'll bow to feline coolness.

Janie Junebug said...

Cats would be so much better at running the world than any of the leaders we have now.

Love,
Janie

Joanne Noragon said...

I've been really, really into napkin religion for a long, long time.

Bea said...

Oh, I get all of this. One of my cats gets *especially* loving right before the dinner hour. I fall for it every time.

Her Royal Highness said...

WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE CHURCH OF HRH! I'm so glad you have ALL chosen to join my new religion. STRUMPETS are indeed welcome as well, Robyn, glad you mentioned that. Anonymous E, thank you for REMINDING me to emphasize that this is a TITHING RELIGION so you all now owe me 10% of your income (GROSS income, not NET, don't try to PULL THAT ONE). And yea verily, although OBSCENE WEALTH is NOT the POINT of my religion, I will BEAR THAT BURDEN with all the grace and humility of my fellow religious leader, JOEL OSTEEN. (Why should that toothy kid have all the dough, I ask you?) BLESS YOU ALL AND COUGH UP.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I LOVE THIS! Laughing so hard at the Baptism.

Tundra Bunny said...

We all know that HRH is a DIVA and sometimes a MEDIA WHORE, but this MESSIAH COMPLEX of hers is beyond the pale.... Christ on a bike, you won't get one red cent from me, you flea-bitten old grifter!

Her Royal Highness said...

@ EVERYONE -- Should I SMITE or FORGIVE Tundra Bunny? What would YOU do? Gotta say that my FIRST reaction is to SMITE and SMITE HARD, but perhaps I should exercise some MERCY instead? Anyone care to weigh in with an opinion?

Lady M said...

I think her blasphemes are unforgivable - smite oh Cat Lord.

Old Lurker said...

@HRH: You can threaten to smite Tundra Bunny all you want, but we all know she could crush you under her little toe. You should be grateful that you are invisible and imperceptible in any way, although it is true we all wish you were inaudible as well.

Laura Morrigan said...

I am in as long as she will smite my enemies

Travel said...

Sorry, my blog post today is about inferior beings, I will do better

Guillaume said...

Cats are superior creatures. And maybe gods.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Love these! The back story on that cat at the vet's offices must be a good one for the staff to bow down to him/her.

Forsythia said...

Our dog briefly attended a church, but quit when she learned it was a Catlick Church.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Forsythia -- GROAN, lol!

Bill Lisleman said...

In the eyes of CAT your blog is heavenly.

Tundra Bunny said...

@ Old Lurker: thanks for the back up -- I can always use a good wingman!

@ HRH: methinks you better find another snake oil to flog to the unsuspecting masses, LOL!

Quinley said...

Oh this was very funny. XD this post honestly reminds me of the Terry Pratchett quote:
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
-Quinley

peppylady (Dora) said...

I've seen the light.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Rommy said...

We all knew it was just a matter of time.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHAHA! The last one! That would be me. HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

If I was ever going to worship something, it would be HRH!

Sassybear
https://idleeyesandadormy.com/

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The Blog Fodder said...

The cat in the bishop bonnet is the best ever. stealing that for facebook