OF COURSE SANTA IS REAL!
And he's got the SWEETEST GIG in the world.
He only works ONE DAY PER YEAR,
the lucky bastard.
And THESE DAYS, it's even
LESS EXERTION --
And speaking of AMAZON --
Yes, with its SURVEILLANCE ALGORITHMS,
Amazon would probably be better
at bringing us OUR HEART'S DESIRE
than Santa's old-fashioned methods --
But Santa still enjoys a pretty
Of course, like anyone,
Santa DOES have his FAULTS,
✻ Endorsing some DUBIOUS PRODUCTS