Thursday, 24 December 2020

It's Santa's Big Night!


OF COURSE SANTA IS REAL!

And he's got the SWEETEST GIG in the world.

He only works ONE DAY PER YEAR,
the lucky bastard.

And THESE DAYS, it's even
LESS EXERTION --


And speaking of AMAZON --


Yes, with its SURVEILLANCE ALGORITHMS,
Amazon would probably be better
at bringing us OUR HEART'S DESIRE
than Santa's old-fashioned methods --



But Santa still enjoys a pretty 
STELLAR reputation.


Of course, like anyone, 
Santa DOES have his FAULTS
such as:

 Endorsing some DUBIOUS PRODUCTS


Not always being 
the BEST EMPLOYER



 Dumping MRS CLAUS 
during a MID-LIFE CRISIS

 

Hmmm, 
he and Jeff Bezos 
actually have a
LOT IN COMMON,
don't they!

41 comments:

Valerie said...

Loved the Stephen King stocking! And the tinder Santa. Have a wonderful holiday!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

LMAOOOO
oh, it's true. It's a sweet, sweet job.
And that Keto Diet did work, then?

Hope Santa pays a visit!

XOXO

Laurie said...

Merry Christmas to you and your wise one! Sending a big hug! ❤️

Martha said...

Elf storage! BAHAHAHA And Keto Santa!!!

Sue Bursztynski said...

Again, a lot of very funny pictures! I would have thought that Santa and his elves would be working all year round making those presents...no? I do love the Stephen King and Calvin Klein references!

Anyway, Debra, have a great festive season, won’t you!

Old Lurker said...

Santa gives out gifts regardless of religious beliefs, does he? Tell that to the Jews. Or the pagans. Or anybody who isn't Christian, for that matter.

Bob said...

I prefer the teachings of Santa over the teachings of God any day.

anne marie in philly said...

santa endorses plenty of products that are bad for you. YO from philly to you and your rare one!

Travel said...

May Santa know you have been very-very nice this year, kept us laughing when we needed it most. I love the Calvin Klein one.

Martha said...

You always keep me laughing! Merry Christmas to you and your family!

fromsophiesview said...

SURPRISE!! Jim and Ron here

Happy Holidays and be good to yourself.

We are doing fine.

I trust you are.

Cheers!

Marcia LaRue said...

All good ... all laugh inducing ... and to all ...

🎅 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎅
and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Rain said...

Oh Debra, that Amazon one...that is hilarious!!! Wishing you a very Merry Christmas!!! :)

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, That Stephen King one would work even better for Jeffrey Dahmer. Also, if Bezos wants to be Santa, he can make a deal with Google to find out whether we have been naughty!
--Jim

Polly said...

ha, ha, excellent. I love the Stephen King one. Best wishes for a happy Christmas x

Linda said...

Santa has sold out just like everyone else! Next thing you know, he'll be on top of a dispensary.

Mistress Maddie said...

I have no problem with the mid life crisis Santa!!!!!!!!!

A Happy Yuletide to you Debs!!! And thank you for the lovely cat and piano card!!!!! That was simply amazing!!!!!!🎄💋🎄💋🎄💋

The Blog Fodder said...

Happy Holidays, Debra, and Merry Christmas too. The Stephen King one is my favourite

brewella deville said...

Santa Corp pays its taxes on those cookies and gives to the poor, so in that respect I'd say Santa has much more in common with the very generous ex-Mrs. Bezos.

e said...

This atheist will take Santa over God ANY day! Thanks for the laughs, Debra. Love the Calvin Klein and the Stephen King memes. Well, they're all funny.

I hope you and your Rare One are having a lovely winter holiday. xoxox
Cheers!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Santa on Keto is hot!
A very Merry Xmas to you and yours, Debra.

NanaDiana said...

I kinda like that dapper looking Santa at the end--but that's just me. I used to like much older men and then one day I realized that I was older than all the older men I had admired. What a wake-up call. lol. Happy Holidays- xo Diana

jaz@octoberfarm said...

too funny!!! have a very merry xmas!

Kirk said...

The Amazon one brought an immediate laugh.

peppylady (Dora) said...

There was a package drop off in our mail box today. So Santa is real.
Coffee is on and stay safe

LL Cool Joe said...

Haha that last one made me laugh!

Have a wonderful Christmas!

JM said...

I was interrupted, so I'm not sure if my comment went through or not.

Merry Christmas!!

Joanne Noragon said...

Yes, Santa is better than God and Jeff Bezos.

John Going Gently said...

Have a healthy and happy and peaceful one xxxx

Bill Lisleman said...

great ones - thanks for the funny gifts/gifs

DVArtist said...

These are all excellent. Wouldn't that be something if Jeff just sent out a small gift to everyone on Amazon. Ha ha ha...thought I would throw in my own funny. Debora, I wish the very best Christmas for you and your family. Fill the house with love, happiness and laughter. Hugs N.

Mike said...

Jeff Bezos won't even be a Santa to his own employees. We haven't got a chance.

Janie Junebug said...

Poor Calvin Klein.

Love,
Janie

Moving with Mitchell said...

I had forgotten that Lucky Strike ad. Thought nothing of it at the time.

Lady M said...

Well I agree that Santa is better than God - he certainly does not stick his nose into anyone's sex life!

The Captain said...

Hmmm, Amazon mount a hostile takeover of the North Pole?

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! You are so cute! LOL!

Linda said...

Lol, I loved all of these. The Tinder Santa is my favourite.

Guillaume said...

I could write a case against Santa Claus, but that might be for next year's Christmas, I am not in the mood now.

JACKIESUE said...

damn...that one santa is hotttttt

pam nash said...

I always thought Santa was better than god. Thanks for confirming! Also - a secret - Santa lives here in Wharton during the off season (gods only know why). I've seen him white beard, round belly, red suspenders and driving a red pick-up truck!